Coca Cola Cat

Figurine vanno nel fuoco
Pape rotta vola in ciel
Dentifrici pazzi di voglia
E lo shampoo aspetterà

Paper dolls trot over the fire
Rubber ducks fly high above
Toothpaste tubes go mad with desire
While the shampoo waits for love
Ships and jets play chess with each other
Bombs erect themselves for fun
Hit men spare their victims and bother
To say bye-bye before they run

All of this will never happen
It's a world you'll never see
It's just impossible because it's
A surreality

Empty bottles clash as they hear the
Corks proclaim a self-denial
A million lovers all of a sudden
Declare their love is just a lie
Ashtrays watch the cigarettes packing
And cry cuz they are prostitutes
Contact lenses blink and feel happy
They're mass-produced for private use

All of this will never happen
It's a world you'll never see
Just impossible because it's
A Surreality
All of this will never happen
It's a world you'll never see
Just impossible because it's
A Surreality

C-c-cut it out! Cut it out!
I've got a Coca Cola Cat
That caught a Cocktail Rat!
Rew-wind that! Re- (why?), rew-wind my mind!
My mind
Don't mind if I hide behind
I find that
You don't believe me, but I got it today!
You don't believe me, but I caught it today!
I have a hare in my hair and I hear it here
It says "You're impossible! I made it clear!"

Clear!

"C-c-cut it out! Cut it out!"
Said the caught Coca Cola Cat and the Cocktail Rat
"C-c-cut it out! Cut it out!"
Said the caught Coca Cola Cat and the Cocktail Rat

"If you stick a stock of liquor in your locker
It is slick to stick a lock upon your stock
Or some joker who is slicker
Is going to trick you of your liquor
Is going to trick you of your liquor
If you fail to lock your liquor with a lock!"

The Cat says

"If you stick a stock of liquor in your locker
It is slick to stick a lock upon your stock
Or some joker who is slicker
Is going to trick you of your liquor
Is going to trick you of your liquor
If you fail to lock your liquor with a lock!"

Stones forget the people they saw
And walls forget the lies they heard
Everyone is responsible for
Each need, each deed, and every word
Boots and shoes walk after their owner
Human blood turns into wine
Christ returns for a week in the summer
And finds no hate, no greed, no crime

All of this will never happen
It's a world you'll never see
Just impossible because it's
A Surreality
(C-c-cut it out! Cut it out!)
All of this will never happen
It's a world you'll never see
(The Cat says)
Just impossible because it's
A Surreality
(C-c-cut it out! Cut it out!)

Rew-wind that! Re- (why?), rew-wind my mind!
My mind
Don't mind if I hide behind
Rew-wind that! Re- (why?), rew-wind my mind!
My mind
Don't mind if I hide behind
Rew-wind that! Re- (why?), rew-wind my mind!
My mind
Don't mind if I hide behind
Rew-wind that! Re- (why?), rew-wind my mind!
My mind
Don't mind if I hide behind

Hide behind
Hide behind
Rew-wind that!
Rew-wind my mind!
My mind
My mind