UBJ11 (II. The Keyboardist)
So, this is the story of a young man known as the keyboardist
So the keyboardist
He was playing the keyboard
Like he likes to do
And one day
This guy, I'll call him Greg
Greg walked up to the keyboardist
And he says
Hey, stop playing that keyboard
And the keyboardist is like
No, no no no no no no no no no no
I am not going to stop playing my keyboard
And Greg, Greg was like
You better stop that
And, and, the keyboardist
You see, the keyboardist is
Mildly submissive in nature
And Greg is
Mildly dominant in nature
And as such
Greg was the winner of this altercation
But the keyboardist swore he would get back at Greg
And so the keyboardist walked to Greg's house
Step by step by step
And once he got there
A despicable idea crossed the keyboardist's mind
He crawled straight into Greg's bedroom
And he sucked the blood out of him
With his keyboard
That keyboard really sucked that blood straight out of his body
And Greg died
The keyboardist had his revenge
As a matter of fact
The keyboardist is here with us right now
He is recording this album with us
He is here
The keyboardist is here
Listen to his evil playing
The keyboardist will suck your blood too
In fact, he's going to suck everyone's blood
Nobody's safe from the keyboardist
Keyboardist, play your notes for the people
Let the people hear your bloodsucking roar
Let's hear it keyboardist
Play your keyboard like you've never played before
The keyboardist has sucked your blood
So the keyboardist
He was playing the keyboard
Like he likes to do
And one day
This guy, I'll call him Greg
Greg walked up to the keyboardist
And he says
Hey, stop playing that keyboard
And the keyboardist is like
No, no no no no no no no no no no
I am not going to stop playing my keyboard
And Greg, Greg was like
You better stop that
And, and, the keyboardist
You see, the keyboardist is
Mildly submissive in nature
And Greg is
Mildly dominant in nature
And as such
Greg was the winner of this altercation
But the keyboardist swore he would get back at Greg
And so the keyboardist walked to Greg's house
Step by step by step
And once he got there
A despicable idea crossed the keyboardist's mind
He crawled straight into Greg's bedroom
And he sucked the blood out of him
With his keyboard
That keyboard really sucked that blood straight out of his body
And Greg died
The keyboardist had his revenge
As a matter of fact
The keyboardist is here with us right now
He is recording this album with us
He is here
The keyboardist is here
Listen to his evil playing
The keyboardist will suck your blood too
In fact, he's going to suck everyone's blood
Nobody's safe from the keyboardist
Keyboardist, play your notes for the people
Let the people hear your bloodsucking roar
Let's hear it keyboardist
Play your keyboard like you've never played before
The keyboardist has sucked your blood
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Writer(s): Blasphemous Basement
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