Hero of Tech

He's always online 'cause it's where his friends are
He lives in the city and he can't drive a car
He won't leave his apartment 'cause he's scared of the SARS
If you engage him online he's ready to go to war

Modern day warrior, Hero of Tech
He'll report you to Facebook to keep your speech in check
He's so milquetoast
He finds meaning in life from censoring your posts
He's a Reddit moderator and his karma's all that
Posting selfies at an angle to hide all the fat
A spoiled brat that's never worked a day in his life
All alone with his cat no family girl and no wife

Oh fuck that guy
I'd rather die than be stuck in the Metaverse
With that wretched Mark Zuckerbuck
I'd kick that skin-tag looking android in his clit face so fast
But he's busy licking shit out of Klaus Schwab's sagging ass
So pardon my language I don't mean to offend ya
It's the dumbdown effect of time spent on social media
It's an echo chamber of the blind leading the dumb
Taking shots in parking lots so excited they come

And they get so angry if you dare disagree
These nasty little Pfizer Nazis working for free
Yelling at you through their mask, "Worship Fauci our God!"
But you can't understand, it sounds like "Blah Blah Blah Blah!"

Modern day warrior, Hero of Tech
He'll report you to Facebook to keep your speech in check
He's so milquetoast
He finds meaning in life from censoring your posts
He's a Reddit moderator and his karma's all that
Posting selfies at an angle to hide all the fat
A spoiled brat with no life that peaked at age 8
Now he stays up late paying t-girls to masturbate
That's right



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Writer(s): Matthew Cox
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