What Do You Do When No One Is Watching?

Picking my nose in the car, everybody does it
Oh, what do you do when no one is watching?
I'll pick my toenails in a conversation at the pool
Just don't chew them, at least not let them see

Oh, what do you do when no one is watching?
I like to dance like everyone is watching
Oh, what do you do when you're by yourself, but you pretend that everyone is watching?
Do you make a big speech in front of the mirror?
Do you make a funny face and try to stretch your cheeks out?
Oh, what do you do when no one is watching?

And when people come around, do you practice what you practiced when you were all alone?
Do you get the reaction you imagined when you imagined everyone clapping and laughing?
Oh, what do you do when everyone is watching?
Do you clam up on the ground and cry?
Do you pull your finger out of your nose?
Oh, what do you do when everyone is watching?

And is it different from the thing that you do when nobody is watching?
Is it different from the thing that you do when everybody is watching?
Oh, when everyone is watching, oh, when nobody is watching, oh, nobody is watching.



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Writer(s): William Mcgee
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