Gabriel Azzopardi Diss Track

Yo Gab
Uh-huh uh uh Gab
You know that I'm not lying when I say your pubes are a shrub

Nose been broken countless times
How?
What the golf club?
Shout out William Blake
18th century literature
Your literacy is on point with a retarded snake
Opaque flakes of cake are left in my wake
For the sake of rhyming steak with radiopaque
Imma barium sulphate in this bitch its everyday like Jake
Going out with you is more problematic than babysitting Tay k with an AK
Gabriel AKA
A bigger virgin than the virgin Mary
Hurricane Tottenham Kane with some hairy (Gabriel's balls)
Ego big cos you're tall
Giraffe necked virgin
Tell me what's the joy in that
Jerking off to wet dreams which involved you having sex with cats
Someone call 112 cos someone stole your exes ass (call daddy)
Which she never called you
She thought you were a friend
While you thought you were linked up
Imagine getting cucked when you think your bout to fuck

Gabriel's got a tiny fucking cock
So religious he doesn't jerk off
More focused on the priest than his semenless socks
It seems Kevin's bout to say "it's cock o'clock"
It's tickle time
Betwixt his legs colossal grime
Kylie goes in for a peg
Dick cheese incomparable to parmigiano Reg
Now get on your knees and don't make me beg
Back in year 5 uh
Bros talent was drawing Greg
What a wimpy fucking kid you've got no self respect
Presented that shit before the class more depressing than the mental health of Meg
Skin tone is a lighter shade than the outside of an egg
Wanna put you in a microwave
That PC you've got
What the fuck is that
Playing games on a thumbnail
30 HZ is the max
Your only attribute
The fact you're nearly as tall as Shaq
Man's not hot
You're fucking ugly
Face so discombobulated you even make me look lovely
The only future I see in you
Is a
A fucking junkie

Gabriel's got a tiny fucking cock
So religious he doesn't jerk off
More focused on the priest than his semenless socks
It seems Kevin's bout to say "it's cock o'clock"



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Writer(s): Jerome Delia
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