A Song About a Skeleton

Skeletal Sam really had it rough
When it came to love he never had the guts
He's scared of rejection, he's scared you're scared of him
But he never let it get under his skin

But when he met a sexy skeleton girl
It saved his game and it changed his world
He felt so alive. He felt so undead
When he grabbed her by the bony face and this is what he said

I love you a skeleton
If this is a funeral then you're the fun
I hope you can handle all these stupid half baked puns
Cause I love you a skeleton

And even on days when I'm sick you look at me and think I'm sick
A virus isn't the real reason I'm blushing
Now if I were to die just burn me up and let me fry
But keep my bones intact. Keep them preserve up on a rack

Someday when you have kids they'll take my skull and take my ribs
Help me become useful as a kindergarten arts and craft
They'll take me to you with their hands as my new brain!
Open up my jaw and this is what I'll say

I love you a skeleton
If this is a funeral then you're the fun
I hope you can handle all these stupid half baked puns
Cause I love you a skeleton

I love you a skeleton
So what's a funeral without the fun?
(It's just an... "-eral")
I hope you understand that I hate these stupid puns
But I love you a skeleton