The Houseboat Tune
We gathered at Herman and Helen's
Got a houseboat, can't you see
Then slithered on through the Delta
Like some prisoners just set free
We ain't never drove no houseboat
Nobody drives it better than us
So we hit a tree and broke the prop
We'll just tell 'em it must have been rust
We're just beer belly butt sweatin'
Houseboatin' river rattin' men
I thought I would be reading
Sip some wine and just relax
Now I smoke my green bud at six am
And start on my first 12 pack
By the end of the day
I got beer in my veins
When I piss, the fish get drunk
I guess I was horny
'Cause I woke up in the morning
With a bush pig
Smokin' in my bunk
We're just beer belly butt sweatin'
Houseboatin' river rattin' men
A toast
Here's to honor
Get on her
And stay on her
Hear, hear
We eat chili beans for dinner
Then we wash them down with beer
It looks like Fourth of July
When a flame gets close to our rears
At night we're just a vision
Like some cannons all ablaze
We're so mean and nasty
No bugs are even happy
Hangin' around our stinking place
We're just beer belly butt sweatin'
Houseboatin' river rattin' men
There's always fear in their eyes
When our pirate flag is high
And we're yelling
Abandon your ship
Yeah, get out of our way or we'll shoot you down
With our Super Soaker two-hundred
Or get it in the face from one-hundred yards away
Fuckin' shoot 'em with the water balloon launcher
We're just beer belly butt sweating
Houseboatin' river rattin' men
We're just beer belly butt sweating
Houseboatin' river rattin' men
We're just beer belly butt sweating
Houseboatin' river rattin' men
We're just beer belly
Men
Got a houseboat, can't you see
Then slithered on through the Delta
Like some prisoners just set free
We ain't never drove no houseboat
Nobody drives it better than us
So we hit a tree and broke the prop
We'll just tell 'em it must have been rust
We're just beer belly butt sweatin'
Houseboatin' river rattin' men
I thought I would be reading
Sip some wine and just relax
Now I smoke my green bud at six am
And start on my first 12 pack
By the end of the day
I got beer in my veins
When I piss, the fish get drunk
I guess I was horny
'Cause I woke up in the morning
With a bush pig
Smokin' in my bunk
We're just beer belly butt sweatin'
Houseboatin' river rattin' men
A toast
Here's to honor
Get on her
And stay on her
Hear, hear
We eat chili beans for dinner
Then we wash them down with beer
It looks like Fourth of July
When a flame gets close to our rears
At night we're just a vision
Like some cannons all ablaze
We're so mean and nasty
No bugs are even happy
Hangin' around our stinking place
We're just beer belly butt sweatin'
Houseboatin' river rattin' men
There's always fear in their eyes
When our pirate flag is high
And we're yelling
Abandon your ship
Yeah, get out of our way or we'll shoot you down
With our Super Soaker two-hundred
Or get it in the face from one-hundred yards away
Fuckin' shoot 'em with the water balloon launcher
We're just beer belly butt sweating
Houseboatin' river rattin' men
We're just beer belly butt sweating
Houseboatin' river rattin' men
We're just beer belly butt sweating
Houseboatin' river rattin' men
We're just beer belly
Men
Credits
Writer(s): Mike Spencer
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