I'm Not Drunk

Excuse me, but has anybody ever told you
You look just like that singer on t.v. (Who, me? Well, I'm a —)
No, not her, the other one, the one who sings that song
Man, that song, it meant so much to me (That's nice to hear, I —)
It's been sixteen days since me and my ex, we broke up
I wasn't even coming out tonight (Is that right...)
But my friends thought that I could use a night out on the town
You know what, I think that they were right

(There's too much alcohol in your system)
What? No there isn't
(Get ahold of yourself)
I'm fine. Hey, let's do some shots!

Aww, that's my jam, turn that shit up, c'mon, let's dance (dance!)
Omigod, is that my friend Claudine? (Hey, gurl!)
I talked to my life coach, she said, "Give good guys a chance"
And find someone who "really deserves me"
(I know whatcha mean)
'Cuz I got a good job, I'm makin' bank, my money's right (Uh-huh)
An independent child of destiny (Go 'head, Beyonce)
My friends thought that I could use a night out on the town
Now everything is awesome
Don't judge me, 'cuz

I'm not drunk, I am just amazing (whoo hoo hoo)
Tonight my superpower is "feeling no pain" (yeah yeah yeah)
I'm not broken-hearted, I'm not on a bender
I'm just having fun, c'mon Mr. Bartender
Hit me again
'Cuz I'm not

One more margarita, one more Long Island Iced Tea
One more shot of Jager, yeah, that sounds real good to me

Where you goin'? Hey, the night is young! It's only one-fifteen
And Tuesday night was made for having fun (We gotta work tomorrow)
Who cares? I don't care, he was an asshole anyway
Even if I thought he was the one (Awww)
And did I mention that my sister's wedding is next week? (No)
I'm so happy for her I could die (We know you are)
My friends thought that I could use a night out on the town
Where did all my friends go?
Can I get a ride, 'cuz

I'm not drunk, I am just amazing (whoo hoo hoo)
Tonight my superpower is "feeling no pain" (yeah yeah yeah)
I'm not broken-hearted, I'm not on a bender
I'm just having fun, c'mon Mr. Bartender
Hit me again, 'cuz I'm not

I'm not drunk, I am just amazing (I'm a freakin' goddess)
Tonight my superpower is "feeling no pain"
(You don't know me, nah, you don't know me)
I'm not broken-hearted, I'm not on a bender
I'm just having fun, c'mon Mr. Bartender
Hit me again 'cuz I'm not drunk

(There's too much alcohol in your system) No, I'm fine
(Get ahold of yourself) What? Shut up
(Too much alcohol in your system) Um, can you call me a cab?
(Don't make a fool of yourself) WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME?
(Too much alcohol in your system) Let's take a selfie!
(Get ahold of yourself) Can I touch your hair?
(Too much alcohol in your system) Where's my shoe?
(Don't make a fool of yourself) Ahhh, don't be such a bitch
(Too much alcohol in your system)
(Get ahold of yourself)
I don't feel so good