The Heckler - Var. of Your #1 Fan

I had a dog that was famous
Shouldn't have called her Shamus
She traveled across the states with us
It's a shame that she got car sick
So I put all her videos on YouTube
Where we got a hundred-twenty million views
Used this footage as my muse
For songs for you to listen to

Once saw my dog on a talk show
That's my dog with her small, black nose
Why won't you give my dog her bone?

Saw a fella named Hecklefish
A celebrity a-list
About the size of my left fist
I wish there were more of him
So I looked him up in public records
A friend with a past that is checkered
Listened to the host and then I heard
He's got some ex-wives with some guppies

Once saw that fish fly an airplane
High-altitude fish, that's insane
Who'd chase a fish with that name?

Had a cat that was stubborn
Had a bunch of stunts it wouldn't learn
Always seemed so unconcerned
I really wish I had my dog
So I tried to make her a canine
I had it up to here with felines
Imagine a dog with nine lives
Now I know that's the dream

My lazy cat is gray and old
Her personality's ice cold
Why won't you do as you're told?



Credits
Writer(s): Daniel Swift
Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com

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