Tales of Westen

Now listen up and hunker down
It's a tale of Westen
Gonna venture into a dangerous town
The heart of a vampire's den

This here is Carl Darrus
And his wily, wily ways
Fights for freedom and justice
Just as long as it pays
His partner, steambot Omni
Intelligent yet naive
Made by magic and metallurgy
Builds steam gadgets like you wouldn't believe

This is a tale of Westen
With mystical creatures, magical artifacts, and wacky technology
Hear this, a tale of Westen
Follow the adventures of Carl and Omni

When they entered town
They knew something was wrong
So they got the lowdown
From a villager not before long
A vampire terrorizes us
He comes in the dark of night
The villager begged and made a fuss
Then fled at the sight of twilight

This is a tale of Westen
With mystical creatures, magical artifacts, and wacky technology
Hear this, a tale of Westen
Follow the adventures of Carl and Omni

Greetings, I'm Red-Eyed Will
Came a voice from behind
The sound of which could cause a chill
Even up a steambot's spine
These people are mine, you see
So be off, be on your way
As gentlemanly as a vampire could be
Yet Carl and Omni had to stay
To fight

It's time to put their teamwork to the test
On their first encounter in the Wild West
Omni's gadgets and Carl's skills, they must combine
In this battle of mind and metal
With fine aged red blood wine

This is a tale of Westen
With mystical creatures, magical artifacts, and wacky technology
Hear this, a tale of Westen
Follow the adventures of Carl and Omni

They fought through the night
The duo's outlook bleak
But then a ray of light
Through the Westen hills did peek
In one last push, our two friends
Gave Will one good last run
Using all their wits to wits' end
And trapped the vampire in the desert sun

This is a tale of Westen
With mystical creatures, magical artifacts, and wacky technology
Hear this, a tale of Westen
Follow the adventures of Carl and Omni
Follow the adventures of Carl and Omni
Follow the adventures of Carl and Omni