NGSUNC

Here we go, I'm back online
And, oh fuck, what do I find?
Here he comes, he's logging in
Why'd I add him as a friend?
He sends "Hello", I send "Whatever"
'Cause to him, I know I'm better
You gotta admit, he's kinda cute
But all he wants is a photoshoot
"Hey baby girl, I like your pics"
"And guess what? So does my dick"
"Oh please, boy, don't make me gag"
"I've seen those pics, your pieces sag"
You fuck my friends in your father's Benz
You're 5 inches with an upward bend
Chad, stop, don't be rude
I'm not gonna send you any nudes

Oh my God, how did he get my number?
Did you give it to him?
What? Why would I do that?
Okay, yeah, I did
Oh my God, he won't stop texting, ugh

I'm not gonna send you nudes, Chad
You're not getting nudes, Chad
I'm not gonna send you nudes, Chad (Oh my God)
I'm not gonna send you nudes, Chad
You're not getting nudes, Chad
I'm not gonna send you nudes, Chad (You're fucking ridiculous)
I'm not gonna send you nudes, Chad
You're not getting nudes, Chad
I'm not gonna send you nudes, Chad (What the fuck is your problem?)
I'm not gonna send you nudes, Chad
You're not getting nudes, Chad
I'm not gonna send you nudes, Chad (Fuck you, Chad)

I'd block his number, but I don't know how
What can I do? He's calling now
It's so annoying and fucking sick
I don't wanna see your turkey dick
Is this illegal? It has to be
He's totally fucking harassing me
I think I know what we should do
I know I'm game, but I don't know about you
Are you saying what I think you are?
You don't think that's a little too far?
You grab the mask, and I'll grab the knife
And Chad, baby, this end tonight
Okay, bitch, let's do it
Douse this boy in lighter fluid
But wait, before we start the chase
I wanna check my MySpace

Okay, you got his address?
I thought you had it, and who said you were driving?
You don't even know how to drive
Besides, you're in charge of the music
Well, all I have is Mandy Moore, and that's not exactly murder music
Says who?

We're gonna fucking kill Chad
Yeah, you're getting killed, Chad
We're gonna fucking kill Chad (You're gonna die)
We're gonna fucking kill Chad
Yeah, you're getting killed, Chad
We're gonna fucking kill Chad (He's totally gonna get murdered)
We're gonna fucking kill Chad
Yeah, you're getting killed, Chad
We're gonna fucking kill Chad (Hahaha, fucking loser)
We're gonna fucking kill Chad
Yeah, you're getting killed, Chad
We're gonna fucking kill Chad (You're gonna fucking die)

Aha, aha, aha, you're gonna fucking die
Aha, aha, aha, you're gonna fucking die

Yeah, we fucking killed Chad
We fucking killed Chad
Yeah, we fucking killed Chad (We got you, bitch)
Yeah, we fucking killed Chad
We fucking killed Chad
Yeah, we fucking killed Chad (It was totally worth it)
Yeah, we fucking killed Chad
We fucking killed Chad
Yeah, we fucking killed Chad (That's what you fuckin' get)
Yeah, we fucking killed Chad
We fucking killed Chad
Yeah, we fucking killed Chad (You fucking loser)