Alphabet Soup

Ask me out to mini golf
Had to dress up like a doll
Ashlee's standing by for the phone call
I'm over faking chemistry like it's amenity
One more shitty date will be the death of me

Showing up wearing a blindfold
I'm not here just to feed an egotistical guy's appetite
That's a black hole
Can't wrap my head around it

I've only made love on the internet
Spelt it in alphabet soup
That's truth
But I still try to manifest someone that I connect to
But I'm so confused
What's the use?
Nothing's real, so I hit eject
I would rather take a spoonful of cinnamon
Cause I don't feel a thing
I, I've only made love on the internet
Love on the internet

At some acting class, he was 26
I was 18, now it kinda makes me sick
He pulled some shitty lines I really wish he never did
We'd be better off just sticking to the manuscript

Now he dm-ing, it's so old
I'm out here but I'm getting kind of cynical
Romance put me in a chokehold
Can't wrap my head around it

I've only made love on the internet
Spelt it in alphabet soup
That's truth
But I still try to manifest someone that I connect to
But I'm so confused
What's the use?
Nothing's real, so I hit eject
I would rather take a spoonful of cinnamon
Cause I don't feel a thing
I, I've only made love on the internet
Love on the internet

Maybe I'm too hopelessly romantic
Trying to find somebody in the static
Always goes as bad as I'd imagine
I've had it, I've had it
Modern laws of loving and attraction
Wish it wasn't going out of fashion
Always goes as bad as I'd imagine
I've had it

I've only made love on the internet
Spelt it in alphabet soup
That's truth
But I still try to manifest someone that I connect to
But I'm so confused
What's the use?
Nothing's real, so I hit eject
I would rather take a spoonful of cinnamon
Cause I don't feel a thing
I, I've only made love on the internet
Love on the internet