Kurdish Terrorists

I like the haberdashers making hats
And all them guys who think the earth is flat
I like illusionists, their sleight of hand
And Sargeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band

But my favorite people are Kurdish Terrorists
Kurdish Terrorists, yeah, they're all right
Them cool turbans, and their shooting's errorless
Can hit a bullseye in the dark of night, yeah

I like the stevedores who load them boats
Short order cooks making them eggs and toast
Them lion tamers sure can tame them lions
That's one job, guaranteed, I won't be trying

My favorite people are Kurdish terrorists
Reading the Koran nearly every day
You don't wanna cross no Kurdish terrorists
You get them mad, you're probly gonna pay

Some terrorists just aren't as scary
Nobody's daunted by some mick from Kerry
But all the terrorists from Paris, man
Ain't as scary as one bad ass guy from Kurdistan

I like them trumpet players, blowing horns
I like the doolahs helping kids get born
I even like the guy who robs them banks
And pirates making bad men walk the plank

But my favorite people are Kurdish terrorists
Kurdish Terrorists, they're pretty cool
I'd like to have a beer with Kurdish terrorists
Some big hotel down by the swimming pool