Disgrace of a Man

I've been feeling and dealing and jumping through ceilings
But this has got to stop now
Appealing, concealing and never revealing
The depth of my submissive bow

Been eating and drinking and smoking and joking
That life is kind of easy
That people are choosing the life they are living
The corny or the cheesy

Eenie, meenie, miny, mo
Eenie, miny, mo
Eenie, meenie, miny, mo
Eenie, miny, mo

Ough!
Come on, ladies and gentlemen and others
The wire-guy's got a thing for you, so sit your ass down
Welcome to my fucked up mind

I've been eating and drinking and loosing my mind
But the fabric only loosens
Blaming and pointing and screaming inside
How do you think the story ends?

Listening and being so fucking calm
'Cause I sure can take a joke well
But something is driving me into causing harm
To everyone else and myself

Itsy bitsy spider could barely climb the web
Itsy bitsy spider, he failed to climb the web
Itsy bitsy spider could barely climb the web
Itsy bitsy spider, he failed to climb the

Yes I am, I do everything I can, still a disgrace of a man
Said, "Boy, you gotta turn that damn frown upside down"
A disgrace of a man (la-la-la-di-da)
And everybody wants to be like you

Skin and bone, I hope you die alone
Skin and bone, I hope you die alone
Skin and bone, I hope you die alone
Skin and bone, I hope you die alone

Appearance that sickens, resembles reptilians
You'd think I would be happy
Convenience of muscles and their nonexistence
Oh boy, do I feel dandy

Yes I am, I do everything I can, still a disgrace of a man
Said, "Boy, you gotta turn that damn frown upside down"
A disgrace of a man (la-di-da-di-da)
And everybody wants to be like you