Taco Bell

The following events took place Thanksgiving day, 2022
Get ready
So I was hungry for lunch
I was craving Taco Bell
Think I'll get something with crunch
And some steak cooked nice and well
I ordered stupidly fast
Using my phone voice recorder
What happened next was so sad
The bastards cancelled my order

I'm not feeling taco well
Cause I ain't get my Taco Bell
It makes me feel I taco fell
Into a pit of taco hell
Taco Bell, Taco Bell, Taco Bell, Taco Bell
Taco, taco, taco, taco, taco, taco, Taco Bell

So I was feeling distraught
Thoughts of "where else could I eat"
But it was tacos I sought
Not some dry, strange hunk of meat
I grabbed my scarf and my coat
Was feeling very determined
But then my face turned pale white
They're fucking closed on Thanksgiving

I'm not feeling taco well
Cause I ain't get my Taco Bell
It makes me feel I taco fell
Into a pit of taco hell
Taco Bell, Taco Bell, Taco Bell, Taco Bell
Taco, taco, taco, taco, taco, taco, Taco Bell

I'm fucking sick of this shit
I know that someone must pay
I swear that I'm gonna snap
You know what, hold on
The CEO of Taco Bell's name is Mark King
He lives at 1 Glen Bell Way, Irvine, California
Zip code: 92618
Social Security Number: 389-81-2547
Mark King, if you hear this, start fucking running

I'm not feeling taco well
Cause I ain't get my Taco Bell
It makes me feel I taco fell
Into a pit of taco hell
Taco Bell, Taco Bell, Taco Bell, Taco Bell
Taco, taco, taco, taco, taco, taco, Taco Bell
I'm not feeling taco well
Cause I ain't get my Taco Bell
It makes me feel I taco fell
Into a pit of taco hell
Taco Bell, Taco Bell, Taco Bell, Taco Bell
Taco, taco, taco, taco, taco, taco, Taco Bell

August 8th, 2025
Mark King, be ready



Credits
Writer(s): Carter Klassen
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