I Saw the Simpletons
I saw the simpletons today
They looked over, smiled and waved
I didn't know what to do
So I smiled and I waved back
They went and walked down Pumpkin Lane
While it was pouring down with rain
They wore shirts and shorts
With a fresh brand new handbag
Brains like peas
They spilt their tea
The clumsy three
They take whatever is free
Blimey
I am the queen
Don't need vaccines
That's what the Internet told me
Oh their the simpletons
Their ruining their own lives
By being simpletons
Their juggling with sharp knives
They're dumb
They have no fun
What's one plus one?
They really have no clue
Big head
Their fish are dead
They were not fed
What are we gonna do?
I saw the simpletons today
They looked bad so I said hey
They were stuck in a hole
Digging down to find some gold
I helped them out and just in time
Was getting close to quarter to nine
Got them out and sent them straight to bed
If they'd dug any further they'd be
Dead brain cells
Just be yourselves
Go stack those shelves
Your IQ's on the floor
Read book
Go learn to cook
That's all it took
Their imbeciles no more
Oh their the simpletons
Their ruining their own lives
By being simpletons
Their juggling with sharp knives
Let's help the simpletons
Small brains to big brains
No longer simpletons
Now isn't that insane?
It's done
No longer dumb
They can have fun
A new reality
Today
A brand new day
To celebrate
A Happy family
They looked over, smiled and waved
I didn't know what to do
So I smiled and I waved back
They went and walked down Pumpkin Lane
While it was pouring down with rain
They wore shirts and shorts
With a fresh brand new handbag
Brains like peas
They spilt their tea
The clumsy three
They take whatever is free
Blimey
I am the queen
Don't need vaccines
That's what the Internet told me
Oh their the simpletons
Their ruining their own lives
By being simpletons
Their juggling with sharp knives
They're dumb
They have no fun
What's one plus one?
They really have no clue
Big head
Their fish are dead
They were not fed
What are we gonna do?
I saw the simpletons today
They looked bad so I said hey
They were stuck in a hole
Digging down to find some gold
I helped them out and just in time
Was getting close to quarter to nine
Got them out and sent them straight to bed
If they'd dug any further they'd be
Dead brain cells
Just be yourselves
Go stack those shelves
Your IQ's on the floor
Read book
Go learn to cook
That's all it took
Their imbeciles no more
Oh their the simpletons
Their ruining their own lives
By being simpletons
Their juggling with sharp knives
Let's help the simpletons
Small brains to big brains
No longer simpletons
Now isn't that insane?
It's done
No longer dumb
They can have fun
A new reality
Today
A brand new day
To celebrate
A Happy family
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