Burr Feralton Rap Battle

The only way he got eliza to swoon
Is that he took a shot at me
While I was aiming at the moon
And he flips his greasy burgers
While he calls himself the king
But he sounds more like squidward
And I will own him when I sing
You had a son with my wife
But removed him from your life
Pathetic a founding fathers daddy issues with his kid
All the while a BFA bitch makes it up as a niche

You broke the third wall
Like you broke your wife's heart
But I put it back together
Yeah that's all my fault
Sorry that my burgers are taking off
When for once in your life
You cannot
Phillip twos a great kid
You can thank my DNA
Cause like maury told us
I'm the daddy

My father wasn't around
I swear that I will be around for you
Who sang that and meant it
Lets ask phillip two
Has he ever called you dad
No
Boohoo
I wonder why that is
I guess he didn't think its fun
That in his first twelve years
You didn't claim him as a son
So even though a d list tubers
Out here rewriting history
If my sons in my life
The winner isn't a mystery
Bars