Playboy Ruddie

Ruddie I know you're a good looking guy
But you sure as hell ain't Al Pacino
So take off all those fancy clothes, before I split my side
And let the real lover in you show

Cooked up in your bedroom watching Scarface all day
Your mama's wondering where she went wrong
She blames it all on your old man's, decadent ways
But she worships the ground that you walk on

And I said Ruddie, Ruddie
Casanova ain't got nothing on you
And I said Rudy, Rudy
Valentino couldn't step in your shoes

Your brothers call you sissy, from behind their jealous eyes
You've always been the center of attraction
Though you've got the gift of the gab, but you're so shy
Guess who's gonna score all the action

You see those black girls say they love you cause you're cute and so free
The white girls say you look like a star
And all those Latin types love your big macho routine
You've even got drama queens falling apart

And I said Ruddie, Ruddie
Casanova ain't got nothing on you
And I said Rudy, Rudy
Valentino couldn't step in your shoes, yeah, yeah, yeah

Ruddie, yeah

I said your mama loves you

Say goodnight, say goodnight to the bad guy

Ruddie be yourself

Say goodnight, say goodnight, Rudy
Say goodnight, say goodnight
I said Ruddie, say goodnight, goodnight

You gotta say goodnight, say goodnight
Say goodnight, say goodnight, say goodnight
Say goodnight, say goodnight, say goodnight

Say goodnight, Ruddie, thank your lucky star
I pray to God your dreams never come true
Say goodnight to the bad guy, cause he's just not who you are
Ruddie, you'd be better off just being you