Boyfriend of the Year

Ladies and Gentlemen
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Please welcome
The one and only
(Me?)
Boyfriend
(Hi!)
Of the year
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Today, tomorrow
Next week, next month, next year
Today, yesterday, last week, last month, last year
(Last Year)
You see it doesn't matter if back or forth
Her, her life, her problems I do come fourth
Like Jack Sparrows compas my direction it is north
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But not mapwise it does show me all of her worth
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Look at my little sparrow and the way it does morph
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If the sail is set it's getting wet on the course
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A monkey in my head is going bananas
A flunky brings us clothes to our cabanas
A donkey like Homer but I am not yellow
A junky for her attention the effect is mellow
It all started with an innocent hello
Now I know she is for eternity my fellow
She feeds me chunky but I'm not a dwarf
Time with her keeps me warm like a scarf
We have each other so the loneliness is in the past
This is more than a romance so I want it to last

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He's the boyfriend of the year
(Oh yeah?)
Loving, caring and so dear
(That's me!)
He's the boyfriend of the year
(Aha)
No fear, no tear
You'd wish you had someone like him

As you just heard I'm the boyfriend of the year
Stay true to my girl because she is my dear
Like a roller coaster it's gonna be hell of a ride
We're up to the challenge we don't need a guide
Then got it all wrapped up like Santa in here
Naturally I do arrive in time with all my deer
Also know what she wants like I was a seer
Clean my glasses first so I can see her clear
The gaze changes from nice to leer
To have her means my luck is sheer
I love her and now I bow to all of her curves
I love her and I know how to tease her nerves
That is by twisting my words into a stupid pun
That ends by rolling her eyes over my lucid fun
I'm Sweet and intelligent call me Melon Collie
(Ach ja?)
No place for depression we do flee melancholy
(Dann komm ma her)
Keeping up with her is not a piece a cake
Baking up the dough I want a piece of the cake
This song is just another piece we make
Give everything for her because there is a lot at stake

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He's the boyfriend of the year
(Oh yeah?)
Charming, handsome and sincere
(Sounds like me)
He's the boyfriend of the year
(Aha)
It is so crystal clear
You and I we are

Building up a future at the moment we're in year three
Mirror mirror on the wall tell me what do you see?
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It's me and her and we are having it all (you and me)
Living the high life and we will never ever fall
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If she wants to reach me she does not make a call
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Because my phone is silent like talking to a wall
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Nowadays she knows and is not mad at all
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She takes a deep breath and she screams across the hall
(Schatz!)
Get out of the chair that is my set cue
(Schatz!)
Yeah whats up babe, what can I get you?
(Too for you)
How about Pizza?
Would you like that too?
Yeah that sounds amazing boo
After that we enjoy some pie or cake
Dessert does keep the peace at stake
Oh boy now there's some pie in my cake

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My dear boyfriend it is true
(It is)
Our love is red and never blue
(So cute)
Love you, no I wouldn't mind
(Starfish loves you!)
Standing forever by your side
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