1985 (BFS version)

Woo-hoo-hoo
Woo-hoo-hoo

Debbie just hit the wall
She never had it all
One Prozac a day
Husband's a CPA
Her dreams went out the door
When she turned 24
Only been with one man
What happened to her plan

She was gonna be an actress
She was gonna be a star
She was gonna shake her ass
On the hood of Whitesnake's car
Her yellow SUV
Is now the enemy
Looks at her average life
And nothin' has been alright

Since Bruce Springsteen
Madonna
Way before Nirvana
There was U2
And Blondie
And music still on MTV
Her two kids
In high school
They tell her that she's uncool
'Cause she's still preoccupied
With 19
19
1985
(1985)

She's seen all the classics
She knows every line
Breakfast Club, Pretty in Pink
Even St Elmo's Fire
She rocked out to Wham!
Not a big Limp Bizkit fan
Thought she'd get a hand
On a member of Duran Duran
Where's the miniskirt
Made of snakeskin?
And who's the other guy
That's singing in Van Halen?
When did reality
Become TV?
Whatever happened to
Sitcoms, game shows
On the radio

Springsteen
Madonna
Way before Nirvana
There was U2
And Blondie
And music still on MTV
Her two kids
In high school
They tell her that she's uncool
'Cause she's still preoccupied
With 19
19
1985

She hates time
Make it stop
When did Motley Crüe become classic rock?
And when did Ozzy
Become an actor?
Please make this
Stop
Stop
Stop!

And bring back Springsteen
Madonna
Way before Nirvana
There was U2
And Blondie
And music still on MTV
Her two kids
In high school
They tell her that she's uncool
'Cause she's still preoccupied
With 1985

Bruce Springsteen
Madonna
Way before Nirvana
There was U2
And Blondie
And music still on MTV
Her two kids
In high school
They tell her that she's uncool
'Cause she's still preoccupied
With 19
19
1985