61st Birthday Song

Here's your sixty first birthday song
And all of your family can sing along
We've put some rubbish in your new bin
Please don't get upset when Crystal Palace win

Your filofax is kept up to date
With historical events you can celebrate
And the Crystal Palace fixture list
All of these things must not be missed

Here's your sixty first birthday song
And all of your friends can sing along
You're getting older but not getting fat
And you look so dashing wearing my cravat

Your desk is tidy but you're not up straight
When you go to yoga during your lunch break
Your pride and joy is your old stapler
An antique piece like your calculator

Bring back Breeze Sounds for your birthday party
Forget yoga and take up karate
The sounds of that disco would be really cool
I hope this wouldn't be the source of ridicule

Here's your sixty first birthday song
And everyone at Charlton can sing along
Your special work chair cost a packet
Much more than my fire marshal jacket

Here's your sixty first birthday song
And everyone at Exmouth can sing along
Don't forget your desk is the bank
And the blocked workflow septic tank