Wednesday the Musical (feat. Whitney Di Stefano)

I'm allergic to color
The flesh peels off my bones
Don't do hugs or social media
I'd rather die alone
Born on Friday The 13th
Follow the clues in the
Forest labyrinth
Gargoyle almost splatters
Blood on my sweater
If someone wants me dead
They'll have to do better
There's a monster out there
Victims dying in despair
Admire the sadism
But it's not fair

Wednesday, Foul Play
Can she solve this mystery?
About the Nevermore killing spree
Wednesday, Crazy
Her parents were alumni
But she's prefer to be vilified

Dad was cuffed for homicide
A conspiracy blown open wide
Uncle drops in for a visit
Cause he robbed a bank
'twas just a minute
He gives me tips to solve this mess
My visions help me piece the rest
The Hyde is just an outcast too
It has a master, there are two
Thing was gravely wounded
Now it's personal
The villains will soon learn
That my apathy is eternal

Wednesday, Foul Play
Can she solve this mystery?
About the Nevermore killing spree
Wednesday, Crazy
If you hear her screaming murder
Chances are she's enjoying herself

Oh no! I'm wolfing out! (Howls)

Marilyn was Gates all along
Sneaking around while we sang this song
Resurrects Crackstone with my blood
He wrecks havoc like a flood

My vengeance will be swift and true
Expunge you abominations is what I'll do!

Laurel may be an expert in plants and faunas
But I tear off balls with piranhas

Wednesday, Foul Play
Can she solve this mystery?
About the Nevermore killing spree

Wednesday, Crazy
Her parents were alumni
But she's prefer to be vilified

Wednesday, Foul Play
She solved the mystery
About the Nevermore killing spree

Wednesday, Crazy
Doesn't believe in heaven or hell
But she does in revenge