Alien Sex

It's so boring
It's the same thing
Since man invented the wheel
Two legs and two arms
Stand up, straight back
Slick hair, red heels

We've seen it
We've seen it all
Coming down the conveyer line
Want something with a new beat
Show us new things- things- things

Ready to play make believe
With something we cannot conceive
And you could show us everything
But humans only want one thing, thing, thing, thing

No intelligence
No progress
No science
We just want sex
No analysis
No politeness
No cognizance
Alien sex

We just want sex
Alien sex

What's your secret?
I can keep it
Show me yours, I'll show you mine
You don't even speak my language
But your tongue functions just fine

Teach me how
You operate
Which button should I press?
Life's been so very missionary
What new positions should we test?

No intelligence
No progress
No science
We just want sex
No analysis
No politeness
No cognizance
Alien sex

We just want sex
Alien sex

Mork and Mindy
Rachel and Decard
Shatner, and Marta, and Deela, and Shahnananana
Leeloo and Dallas
Frank N. Furter and Brad
The Doctor and companions
Jeff Goldblum- I want you bad
Ready to play make believe
With something I cannot conceive
And you could show me everything
But humans only want one thing, thing, thing, thing

No intelligence
No progress
No science
We just want sex
No analysis
No politeness
No cognizance
Alien sex

No intelligence
No progress
No science
We just want sex
No analysis
No politeness
No cognizance
Alien sex



Credits
Writer(s): Katherine Robichaud
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