FLorida Man

A shocking story tonight from Florida

Police say a Florida Man was arrested for allegedly keeping a boa constrictor in his home...
Florida Man allegedly fornicates with police...
Tonight, unbelievable news from Florida...
...his face, Florida Man attempts to sell baby...
Florida Man was arrested and charged with assault...
For throwing an alligator through the drive...
Details still emerging...
Big news from Florida today...

Down where rebel flags meet Mickey Mouse
Down where the wild west meets the dirty south
A phenomenon that can't be explained
Goes by, goes by the name of Florida Man

Florida Man gets drunk and shoots guns at hurricanes
Florida Man gets high on bath salts and eats her face
Florida Man reports a burglary to authorities 'cause he stole his stash
Florida Man commits a felony, armed robbery in a Spider-Man mask

Is it something in the water makes him act this way?
Is it the Nancy Light, the crystal meth or cocaine?
He don't drink and drive, he drinks when he's stopped at traffic lights
I'm not even surprised when I hear that he married the carnival ride

Florida Man gets drunk and shoots guns at hurricanes
Florida Man gets high on bath salts and eats her face
Florida Man reports a burglary to authorities 'cause he stole his stash
Florida Man commits a felony, armed robbery in a Spider-Man mask

Florida Man gets drunk and shoots guns at hurricanes
Florida Man gets high on bath salts and eats her face
Florida Man reports a burglary to authorities 'cause he stole his stash
Florida Man commits a felony, armed robbery in a Spider-Man mask

Florida Man takes an alligator for beer bruns at the liquor store
Florida Man makes love while he's handcuffed in a cop car
Florida Man swears that one day his turtle army will make 'em pay
Florida Man is insane, he boils pains with live grenades

Outrageous video of a Sunday...
Florida Man abducts and eats his victims...
A thousand chance to get shot...
A video has gone viral...



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Writer(s): Selwyn Birchwood
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