Rode Hard

Found her on Craigslist, kinda deal I couldn't miss
Still, she ain't been wet in a minute
Lined her up and strapped her in
Backed her down the road and then
Took her top off down by the river (woo-ooh)
With a little TLC, she was beggin' for me
Said I'd take it slow instead
And she was revved up and ready (one, two, three)

To get rode hard and put up wet
Every time I throttled down
She was splashin' on the deck
The buoys were bouncin'
I was up and down
And gettin' all I could get
Rode hard and put up wet

So wet, so wet, so wet
So wet, so wet, so wet (so wet)

When I took her out again
She told me to bring a friend
Both of us would go motorboatin' (so precise)
She had that B.D.E. Big Doc Energy
From the front to the back end
The waves were a-slappin'

Rode hard (rode hard) and put up wet
Every time I throttled down
She was splashin' on the deck
The buoys were bouncin'
I was up and down
And gettin' all I could get
Rode hard and put up wet

So wet, so wet, so wet
So wet, so wet, so wet

She had that B.D.E. Big Doc Energy
From the front to the back end
The waves were a-slappin'
One, two, three!

Rode hard (so hard) and put up wet
Every time I throttled down
She was splashin' on the deck
The buoys were bouncin'
I was up and down
And gettin' all I could get
Rode hard and put up wet

So wet, so wet, so wet
So wet, so wet, so wet (I reckon, it's ah, time to load her up)
So wet, so wet, so wet (time to go out, never talk like I own her)
Rode hard and put up wet