Stay-At-Home DJ

You say you've never been in love before
But the nightclub's such a bore
Your roommate said she had the time of her life
While you were home playing 45s
But she doesn't know what she's talking about
She's never listened to Prefab Sprout

And everyone's a DJ
And everyone's a DJ
It might as well be you

All night long with the radio on
All night long with the radio on

Another night with Talk Talk on cassette
"It's my life, don't you forget"
Trim up those high-water bangs and smoke indoor cigarettes
Man, it's a whole fucking mindset
Maybe your friends are right
You don't have to be alone on a Saturday night
And those piled-up unread texts
Your roommate's pending tête-à-tête
For all you care, she could dance all night
She means well, but she's not that bright

And everyone's a DJ
And everyone's a DJ
It might as well be you

All night long with the radio on
All night long with the radio on
All night long with the radio on
All night long with the radio on

And everyone's a DJ
And everyone's a DJ (so long as there's an aux cord)
Tonight, you could be the DJ
Tonight, you could be the DJ (go on, take the aux cord)
What is even a DJ?
It might as well be you

All night long with the radio on
All night long with the radio on
All night long with the radio on
All night long with the radio on