Hell Of A Ride

I remember when I lost my mind
It was a pretty chilly Tuesday night
And the man on the telly said, "Build a bunker in your shed
And tell your mum, I love her" (ooh)

I'm on day six hundred thirty nine
Hello, and welcome to my pointless life
Won't you have a slice of pecan pie? Let me show you where I cry
It's in the corner, it's out of order

I'm 25 going on 45
Going on 99, going on dead
Blink twice, you'll miss the highlights
God, it's a hell of a ride, going on dead

Dead
Mm, yeah

I think of everything I could have been (ooh)
A superhero in a limousine
Or a hot shot living on top, but instead, look what I've got
The world is on fire, so, baby, pass me a lighter

'Cause I'm 25 going on 45
Going on 99, going on dead
Blink twice, you'll miss the highlights
God, it's a hell of a ride, going on dead

Looks like the sun's coming out again
And I see my friends
They're over the moon to see me
What a surprise, God, I'm glad I'm alive, I'm alive, I'm alive

I'm 25 going on 45
Going on 99, going on dead
Blink twice, you'll miss the highlights
God, it's a hell of a ride, going on dead