Benign Fire in a Small Room

It was the same
Routine and
There was nothing unusual
Nothing untoward and you will laugh
At me when
I confess there's a mess
That I struggle to suppress

I'm on fire
I'm on fire
In this burning room
Oh yes I'm on fire but
I think it will go out soon

Well there were points
And panic
There was mumbling rumbling
All around the water cooler
I'd have had it
In control without all
Of them fixing up a fuss
And now my ears are burning
Just like the desk is burning
No doubt the smoke's alarming
Who's it harming?
Try to keep cool
Cause it's all by the by

I'm on fire
I'm on fire
In this burning room
Take what action you require but
I think you should know I'm on fire
I'm on fire
In this burning room
It appears that I'm on fire but
I think it will go out

Soon
It's just a minor affliction,
I wouldn't pay it any mind if I were you
Despite the general depiction
It's just a small room
As it burns
Don't affirm the crime
It's benign
I'm unharmed
It's just a small room you can silence the alarm

But I'm on fire
I'm on fire
In this burning room
Just a body upon a pyre but
I think you should know I'm on fire
I'm on fire
In this burning room
I'll admit that I'm on fire but
I hope it will go out soon