If Only You Played Football As Well As You Play Girls
Nobody cares about your souped-up pickup truck
To be frank nobody gives a you know what
All you meant didn't mean horseshit
Who cares about the freshman that you're sleeping with
If only you played football as well as you play girls
You may not be on the bench thinking you're the only one in this world
Life's not all about the Friday night
Lights and the boys on Saturday night
Nobody cares about your small town pedigree
Or that you're captain of the football team
You and word sure get around
Who you calling whore now?
If only you played football as well as you play girls
You may not be on the bench thinking you're the only one in this world
Life's not all about the Friday night
Lights and the boys on Saturday night
I hope you eat shit and die
I hope you're single wide mortgage takes a lifetime
If only you played football as well as you play girls
You may not be on the bench thinking you're the only one in this world
If only you played football as well as you play girls
You may not be on the bench thinking you're the only one in this world
Life's not all about the Friday night
Lights and the boys on Saturday night
You should get a life
To be frank nobody gives a you know what
All you meant didn't mean horseshit
Who cares about the freshman that you're sleeping with
If only you played football as well as you play girls
You may not be on the bench thinking you're the only one in this world
Life's not all about the Friday night
Lights and the boys on Saturday night
Nobody cares about your small town pedigree
Or that you're captain of the football team
You and word sure get around
Who you calling whore now?
If only you played football as well as you play girls
You may not be on the bench thinking you're the only one in this world
Life's not all about the Friday night
Lights and the boys on Saturday night
I hope you eat shit and die
I hope you're single wide mortgage takes a lifetime
If only you played football as well as you play girls
You may not be on the bench thinking you're the only one in this world
If only you played football as well as you play girls
You may not be on the bench thinking you're the only one in this world
Life's not all about the Friday night
Lights and the boys on Saturday night
You should get a life
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