Sex In Heaven
You may think that when you die your sex life's over
But in fact that's just a filthy lie
Even if the sex you had here was "mediocre"
Makin' love gets better when you die!
You're an eight! On a scale from one to seven
I can't wait to have sex with you in Heaven
When you die, you'll get down with Kate or Kevin
Cause we're all bi, when we're havin' sex in Heaven
There's no need to douche if you are a power bottom
And here's another secret that I'll tell
Every kink love you can think of, Heaven's got 'em
While it's just vanilla down in Hell
Gettin' fisted on a cloud
Actin' like a shameless whore
Screamin' "God oh God!" out loud
Even though God's right next door
Proudly gettin' pounded by
A hot dead guy named Chad
While you're surrounded by
Every pet you've ever had
The average cock size is at least 11
It's no surprise when you're havin' sex in Heaven
It's like the plot of a book by Ira Levin
You're dead but not cuz you're still havin' sex in Heaven!
But in fact that's just a filthy lie
Even if the sex you had here was "mediocre"
Makin' love gets better when you die!
You're an eight! On a scale from one to seven
I can't wait to have sex with you in Heaven
When you die, you'll get down with Kate or Kevin
Cause we're all bi, when we're havin' sex in Heaven
There's no need to douche if you are a power bottom
And here's another secret that I'll tell
Every kink love you can think of, Heaven's got 'em
While it's just vanilla down in Hell
Gettin' fisted on a cloud
Actin' like a shameless whore
Screamin' "God oh God!" out loud
Even though God's right next door
Proudly gettin' pounded by
A hot dead guy named Chad
While you're surrounded by
Every pet you've ever had
The average cock size is at least 11
It's no surprise when you're havin' sex in Heaven
It's like the plot of a book by Ira Levin
You're dead but not cuz you're still havin' sex in Heaven!
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Writer(s): Kent Fuher, Mark Byers
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