happy thoughts

Yeah
I walk in the club
And then I see this dude Jesse Carney looking like a grub
I go up to him and try to start a conversation
And then he starts talking bout, masturbation
Yeah he is like
Yeah I like sucking on toes
I like making my daddy dick blow like a nose
I like, making that shit go all runny
And I like to make my jon feel funny
And then I'm like
Yo what the fuck are you on
You saying some goofy shit
That shits really not on
You cant be saying shit like that so motherfucking casually
Yeah, you be speaking kinda irrationally
Yo, shut yo stupid ass up
Yeah you look like Tinkerbelle if she fucked onto a frog
You look like you suck on that motherfucking tree
If you aint careful I'll shoot up onto your knee
I'm like hey, wait a minute look at yourself
You look like if KSI raped a bookshelf
You glasses ass nerd, don't be talking to me
I'll make you suck on my hard ass tree
Yeah, I like sucking on trees
Don't you worry daddy, I know how to please
At least I know what I am
You stupid ass pan
Go kill yourself and move back to Japan
Um actually I'm from China thanks
Yeah you look like you watch outer banks
Yeah look like a penis, a middle part wasn't genius
Yeah go home back to Venus, yeah you got tonsillitis
Fucking ugly ass bitch
Ay, what the fuck you saying to me
Yeah, I'm so angry I'm gonna pee
Yeah, you are a skanky rat
Uh, and your booty's not fat
You know what, ay I'm sorry for what I said
Yeah you so funny, you got me dead
I think you should join the sloppers
We got bitches that will give you toppers
Yeah, only if you say this one line
Uh I think your booty really fine
If you say that then ill join the sloppers
Yeah these bitches better eat these whoppers
Yeah I think your booty mad fat
You got me nervous, I wanna tap that
Nah I'm just kidding I aint that kinda guy
But, you can fuck this pizza pie



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Writer(s): Lachlan Woolan, The Sloppers
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