Somebody Else's Whiskey

Hey
Ha-ha

I guess we both knew it was comin', but we put it off
Then she woke up this mornin'
Said we need to have a talk
Said she met some guy the other night
Thinks he might be the one
I tried not to look happy
As we were packin' her things into her trunk

As she pulled out
I was smilin', thinkin' now

She's drinkin' somebody else's whiskey
On somebody else's tab
Ridin' shotgun in some other poor SOB's crew cab
Talkin' somebody else's ear off
She ain't my problem no more
She's drinkin' somebody else's whiskey
So I'm just gonna sit here and
Pour me a tall one and raise it up high
Here's to a real damn good goodbye

Yeah, thank God it didn't get ugly
Yeah, it worked out in the end
I guess I just got lucky, but I kinda feel sorry for him
Yeah, I wish him well and hope like hell
That ol' boy's made of green
'Cause his brand-new honey and his drinkin' money
Sure ain't gonna be cheap
Yeah, tonight, it ain't on me

She's drinkin' somebody else's whiskey
On somebody else's tab
Ridin' shotgun in some other poor SOB's crew cab
Talkin' somebody else's ear off
She ain't my problem no more
She's drinkin' somebody else's whiskey
So I'm just gonna sit here and
Pour me a tall one and raise it up high
Here's to a real damn good goodbye

Yeah, goodbye

So here's to them
And here's to me
And here's to a night of peace and quiet
With twice as much to drink

'Cause she's drinkin' somebody else's whiskey
On somebody else's tab
Ridin' shotgun in some other poor SOB's crew cab
Talkin' somebody else's ear off
She ain't my problem no more
Drinkin' somebody else's whiskey
So I'm just gonna sit here and
Pour me a tall one and raise it up high
Here's to a real damn good goodbye

See ya, honey
Goodbye (somebody else's whiskey, somebody else's tab)
Yeah, that's right (somebody else's whiskey)
Yeah, bye-bye