The MF Freestyle

Nigga call me Adam West
Because I'm the best
Hotter Than Soup motherfucker
I must confess

You cannot test me
Because I'm the professor
I keep the burner
Right on the fucking dresser

Next to the weed, yes indeed
I always fuck a bitch until she bleeds
From the throat
From this fucking dick stabbing
It's the ass grabbing, asthmatic want static

Here some downy
Cook you like a brownie, in the oven
I know you fucking niggas loving
This motherfucking flow that I'm kicking
Hotter than soup, I'm finger lickin'

Just like some fried chicken from KFC or Popeye's
Don't fuck around, you'll get your fucking demise
You know when I come through your neighborhood
Niggas standing on their tippy toes like they should

To get a look at the nigga
To get a look at the man
I rock from Boston to Japan
Sipping on that Gin and vermouth
I'm up in the booth
If you want to come see me
You better your loot, uh

And pay my per diem
You know you want to be him
You want to be me
When you see me
Making 3 wishes like I was a motherfucking genie

That I can grant you
But I won't grant you shit
Hotter than soup, I'm the ultimate
Warrior
Nigga from here to fucking Astoria
I fucking up this town like a hurricane Gloria

Historian
Mad lyricist
I know you motherfucking niggas out there fearing this
Like the exorcist I'm like father merrin
I leave your whole squad barren

When I come through and take your neighborhood over
Like the joker
Call me like al roker
But I bring bad weather never good news
Motherfucker I always bring that blues

Like the blues brothers
Ain't no one other
Than me the crazy ass MC

Don't you see I'm crazy
Nigga I'm crazy just like Patrick Dempsey
Leave you Patrick Swayze, I'm lazy
Nigga the weather is hazy, this ain't fucking jay z

Nigga it's Hot than a nigga in the gutter
Call me butter did I stutter or did I utter
Some shit you didn't understand
Here's the plan, motherfucker I'm the man
Hold my hand

I hope you understand
When I come through looking
Have you tooken or taken
Call Liam Neeson
For the rescue
Ah-choo god bless you

You gonna need all that luck you can get
Cuz you know hotter than soup
I am the best you can get
Like gillete
The best a man can get
The ladies won't forget the name when they spit it

You know you have to admit it
This beat is hot
This flow is tight
Motherfucker this is the type of shit I write

But it aint written
It's off the head no bullshitting
You know you bitch ass niggas
Soft like kittens

Purring
When I walk into the fucking room
You should be like the fantastic four
And meet the motherfucking dr.doom

I go boom like the bass
In the place all over your face
No replacement from the attic to the basement
Hotter than soup how can you say this

Play this on you radio
Nigga just like play doh
Make a fucking sculpture
And you know I might motherfucking gulp ya up
Like a big gulp from 711 or store 24

Hotter than soup
I always like to kick it raw
With no filler, uh
You know I got lines just like a Phyllis Diller

Call me Bruce Willis because I'm the illest
Like die hard nigga it's hard to kill this
Like steven segal I got the gall, you want to play ball
Motherfucker I run through all of y'all

Like my name was motherfucking Deion Sanders
Or nigga Ann Landers
I'll write a gossip column
And make you fucking read it
Then you know you fucking eat it
Like beat it
Like Michael, Tito, and Jermain Jackson
Hotter than soup bringing that satisfaction

Off this slow flow beat like Gomer Pyle
Motherfucker nigga I've been spitting for while
Gotta stop now but don't wanna stop I keep going

I'll write a gossip column and make you fucking read it
I'll write a gossip column and make you fucking read it
I'll write a gossip column and make you fucking read it

I'll write a gossip column
And make you fucking read it
Then you know you fucking eat it
Like beat it
Like Michael, Tito, and Jermain Jackson
Hotter than soup bringing that satisfaction