And Gummy Joe, where would you be without the dental plan?
If I had a nickel cavity
For every time they told me
That money can't buy sappiness
My smile would be golden
But swinesight's 20-20
Open up those pearly gates
That rotten frown will come on down
We'll set that lovely smile straight
And when it's dentistry
Faced apprehensively
We're both nearby
Just close your eyes and count to three
Why would God let sugar taste so sweet
If all it does is give you cavities?
Oh, how was I to floss each week?
Why would teeth not go to the same place?
Please don't meddle with your metal in my face
Not orthodontia's cold embrace
Please! (Doctor dentist)
I'm on my knees! (Doctor dentist)
I mean, I'm in the chair (Doctor dentist)
But figuratively! (Doctor dentist)
Ask me nothing (I won't say)
I'm not brushing (Twice a day)
And hand in mouth (My entree)
It's rather muffling (Please padre)
For every time they told me
That money can't buy sappiness
My smile would be golden
But swinesight's 20-20
Open up those pearly gates
That rotten frown will come on down
We'll set that lovely smile straight
And when it's dentistry
Faced apprehensively
We're both nearby
Just close your eyes and count to three
Why would God let sugar taste so sweet
If all it does is give you cavities?
Oh, how was I to floss each week?
Why would teeth not go to the same place?
Please don't meddle with your metal in my face
Not orthodontia's cold embrace
Please! (Doctor dentist)
I'm on my knees! (Doctor dentist)
I mean, I'm in the chair (Doctor dentist)
But figuratively! (Doctor dentist)
Ask me nothing (I won't say)
I'm not brushing (Twice a day)
And hand in mouth (My entree)
It's rather muffling (Please padre)
Credits
Writer(s): Reid Libby
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Other Album Tracks
- It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?
- What they saw, rubbing off the skin-- Was it just a trick of the light?
- I Think All of Life's Problems Ought To Be Solved With Simple Homilies, Don't You?
- Is Mayonnaise an Instrument?
- How Could Anything Compare To This?
- Do You Think We'd Be Friends If We Weren't, Like, Stuck Together In the Same Town?
- How Then Could a Maiden So Fair Be Ashamed of a Man Like Me?
- And Gummy Joe, where would you be without the dental plan?
- Are You Suggesting Coconuts Migrate?
- Yet how much really could you owe other people? Was it endless?
Altri album
- A Is For Ella
- How then could a maiden so fair be ashamed of a man like me?
- Do you think we'd be friends if we weren't, like, stuck together in the same town?
- I think all of life's problems ought to be solved with simple homilies, don't you?
- Selected Eclectic - EP
- Night in the Fishbowl: Selected Instrumentals
- Fishbowl
- E3[®Δ]8!?@)-.
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