And Gummy Joe, where would you be without the dental plan?

If I had a nickel cavity
For every time they told me
That money can't buy sappiness
My smile would be golden
But swinesight's 20-20
Open up those pearly gates
That rotten frown will come on down
We'll set that lovely smile straight

And when it's dentistry
Faced apprehensively
We're both nearby
Just close your eyes and count to three

Why would God let sugar taste so sweet
If all it does is give you cavities?
Oh, how was I to floss each week?

Why would teeth not go to the same place?
Please don't meddle with your metal in my face
Not orthodontia's cold embrace

Please! (Doctor dentist)
I'm on my knees! (Doctor dentist)
I mean, I'm in the chair (Doctor dentist)
But figuratively! (Doctor dentist)

Ask me nothing (I won't say)
I'm not brushing (Twice a day)
And hand in mouth (My entree)
It's rather muffling (Please padre)



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Writer(s): Reid Libby
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