State Your Name For the Record Please

This is your deposition
It's like an inquisition
And I'll be your inquisitor

I'll be asking you some questions
With unbridled zeal and aggression
Have you ever been deposed before

You'll be answering under oath
So do a favor to us both
And give the answers that I want to hear

This won't be fun I won't deny
I tend to make deponents cry
To you I have no desire to endear, so

State you name for the record please
Smile at the camera but don't say cheese
If your nose starts itching you'd better not sneeze

State your name
State your name

State you name for the record please
I turned down the thermostat just to make you freeze
If you need to use the restroom just hold it in and squeeze

State your name
State your name

Let's start at the beginning
When, in your life of sinning
Did you become the inveterate fraud that you are

And isn't it correct
That you engage in child neglect
And run your business from the back of a bar

You know you stiffed my client
How dare you sound defiant
Are you familiar with the word perjury

We're not leaving till you fess-up
For the record, you're a mess-up
Being nasty's my proclivity, so

State your name for the record please
My plan is to confuse you with arcane legalese
Because my goal here is to trick you
And that should be a breeze

State your name
State your name

State your name for the record please
When I smoke this big cigar
Don't want to hear you wheeze
If you feel you're getting hungry
Just have one of these peas

State your name
State your name

Depositions I'm told are a quest for the truth
And in my quest for the truth, I can be ruthless
But there's one thing you should know
I'm not letting you go
Until you say what I want to hear
Say what I want to hear
Say what I want to hear
Say what I want to hear

State you name for the record please
Don't think of leaving now 'cause I stole your car keys
You can add me to your growing list of enemies

State your name
State your name

State your name for the record please
By the way, your last four answers
They were felonies OY
When we're done you will be paying for
My new Mercedes

State your name
State your name

State your name
State your name

State your name
State your name



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Writer(s): Jeremy Gilman
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