The Podcast

Hello everybody, this is Evan and the Crew
What's the song name?
The Podcast (The Podcast)
This is The Podcast by the Crew
Alrighty uh well I guess we're gonna be uh doing a little podcast here
Hi guys welcome to uh late night with uh Evan
Um I guess you guys are probably lookin' for some music so um
Yeah let's get some of that
Oh come on, with a little bit of kick

Well I guess it all kinda really started uh growin' up
I grew up in a pretty uh nice location, I mean, so right off the riverbed
And there was one time me and my friends were just
Walkin' around there and um
We were uh
Thinkin' about uh
Building a treehouse there sometime
And um, then eventually this one man, uh
We saw across the river there, he said
Ay, are you guys sellin' any ice cream?
And I was like, no uh, why would you say that?
And he's like
Well, y'know, we can make it across the river
We'll be more than happy to get you uh
Y'know a Corvette or somethin'
So um, yeah
Well my buddy his name was Dave and he said
Sure I'll take that
And he goes right across but little did he know
He still had his backpack on
It's okay, we found him somewhere downstream
But his hand was replaced by a fish
Later that night
We tried to build a bridge across of it (guitar solo!)
And I guess this would be a good time for the bridge

So, sad thing about it
Kinda burnt down afterwards
Even though we kind've needed a first few steps there
Yeah
Anywho, the moral of the story is
Never give ice cream to a man across the river
Alright, send us off boys
Yeah