Lady Gaga

I remember when I
First heard +Paparazzi+ thinkin' "Who's this carbon copy
Washed up mommy feedin' off this stupid generation poppin' mollies?"
Who kamikaze'd on the scene? A blond peroxied Lady Gaga
Lazy pop singer that imitates Madonna's body... of work
At first I thought you were so overrated
Overplayed yet I still wanted to just +Po-po-poke your face+ in
I was so mistaken and my views were challenged
I was +Speechless+ when you smashed the glass on stage
That your piano's encased in
After +Bad Romance+ and then you played it with your natural talent
After that had happened I then felt a tad attracted
Not to mention strong connections wit your fans is real
It shows us that you're human, that you bleed, and that you feel
I guess I didn't mean to doubt but I'm feelin' weak my mouth's blue
Cuz I'm smitten, you're a Queen and I feel incomplete without You
What in the fuck did you do to me?
Oh God tell me what the fuck did you do to me?

Excuse me Lady Gaga will you be my baby mama?
Please say you will cuz that to me would be the greatest honour
Excuse me Lady Gaga will you be my baby mama?
I think I'm crazy off the handle cuz I really want ya

Excuse me Lady Gaga will you be my baby mama?
Please say you will cuz that to me would be the greatest honour
Excuse me Lady Gaga will you be my baby mama?
I love you Lady Gaga, please just be my baby mama!

Before I
Knew it I was wholly intrigued, surely but slowly I'll see
You ain't a phony; just an old soul as lonely as me
And just like homie you need some art therapy
My heart's never beat so hard can it be you are everything
But not the only thing that's growing on me
It happens every time you show your physique
Hoping that me and the cross from +Alejandro+ swap places
You're on top naked
Stop, pace it, I cannot take it goodness GOD GRACIOUS!
Au-dacious, what am I to do? I'm really likin' you
I'm not the type of dude to ever pick a fight wit you
Although I'd like if you would wear that meat dress, cuz when I
Be stressed I'm known to bite off a little more than I can chew
You know that's sorta funny, are my feelings overwhelming?
If it really +Bugs+ you maybe you can be my +Lola Bunny+
We're both fuckin' cooky so embracin' weirdness is the
Key to our genius, and I must say you have a lovely booty

Excuse me Lady Gaga will you be my baby mama?
Please say you will cuz that to me would be the greatest honour
Excuse me Lady Gaga will you be my baby mama?
I think I'm crazy off the handle cuz I really want ya

Excuse me Lady Gaga will you be my baby mama?
Please say you will cuz that to me would be the greatest honour
Excuse me Lady Gaga will you be my baby mama?
I love you Lady Gaga, please just be my baby mama!

Excuse me Lady Gaga aka Ms. Germanotta
It would be the greatest honour if you'd be my baby mama
Say we talk and cut the bullshit so let's save the drama, face it mama
Lately I'm so crazy cuz I know I really want ya so let's
Say we wanna go get, married on a boat that
Carries onto shore in, Cayman Isle so we'll spend
Amazing time together and attain Nirvana, don't you
Worry baby all we got are pros I weighed the cons just know that
You and I are such a suitable union
Don't ask what brought us together; irrefutably cupid
And my duty to you is to love you to the moon and back
By simply using you as a muse, I know together you and
I can make some of the most beautiful music
I know my proposition's temptin'
And it's getting hard for you to refuse it
Every single thing you do is so cute, especially
The way you laugh and smile and your most pe-cu-li-ar movements
Sorry to be a nuissance, I just want you so
Fuckin' bad the lord knows; I show up to award shows
You sneak me in your wardrobe to speak about our Horoscopes
I say I sorta wrote a poem for you and the chorus goes
"I'd like to take you to the AMA's with horse and carriage
Us as a couple everyone will say's the dopest marriage
And every wakin' moment spent wit you I'll always cherish
Whoever disagrees I hope they fuckin' choke and perish!"
Here's to great beginnings, every single day we're winning
I'll always stay faithful til we age to when we're frail and skinny
Hair is getting grey and thinning, ain't the picture painted pretty?
I love you very much P.S. Who the fuck is Taylor Kinney?
Who the fuck is Taylor Kinney?
C'mon baby really, who the fuck is Taylor Kinney?
Who the fuck is Taylor Kinney?
C'mon baby really, who the fuck is Taylor Kinney?

Excuse me Lady Gaga will you be my baby mama?
Please say you will cuz that to me would be the greatest honour
Excuse me Lady Gaga will you be my baby mama?
I think I'm crazy off the handle cuz I really want ya

Excuse me Lady Gaga will you be my baby mama?
Please say you will cuz that to me would be the greatest honour
Excuse me Lady Gaga will you be my baby mama?
I love you Lady Gaga, please just be my baby mama!

Uh, uh, uh, uh
I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you
Uh, uh, uh, uh
I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you

I love you Lady Gaga, please just be my baby mama?
I love you Lady Gaga, please just be my baby mama?
I love you Lady Gaga, please just be my baby mama?
Uh, uh, uh, I love you

*Kiss*
*Laughter*

Yea