Everyone Hates Me

I find violence fun lots of stuff that I have done
Makes me say I'm kind of dumb what the fuck have I become
I'm an often-drunk rotten cunt it's time to run 'cause I've got some
Clubs and knives and guns and I'm off to cut and slice your mum
Cheese and whiskers life is such an evil business
Am I just being vicious 'cause my penis itches
There isn't much I need for Christmas but I might beat your sisters
And eat your missus I fucking bet that she's delicious
These are delectable she says when we meet at a festival
And I tell her to be a respectable meek and directable
Neat and bespectacled semen receptacle
And eat my evil detestable penis and testicles

Yeah I've been feeling very numb lately
I've been staring at the sky like can anyone save me
Yesterday I raped twenty-one babies
Which I guess might be why everyone hates me

I'm a bastard who's gorgeous but my laughter's too raucous
I'm a rascal who orders pasta and asks for two courses
But this afternoon I walked straight past the food court 'cause
Today I ate the barbecued corpses of your charming cute daughters
I'm banned from all java juice stores 'cause they say nothing's as beastly
As me being disgusting and freaky and touching some faeces
While chucking a weewee and chuckling sweetly
So I threw poo in all their cups as if they'll fucking defeat me
Whenever I get high on pingers 'til I'm numb
I end up injuring my thumb while fingering my bum
Every night after I brush my teeth I fuck my niece
She's only six but I can't resist 'cause she does such nice queefs

Ah I've been feeling very glum strangely
Do you know any jokes wanna tell me one maybe
I fart a lot I've done some really smelly ones lately
Which may explain why everyone hates me

My dad was a fairly crappy scary chap he was rarely happy
When I came out of my mum's hairy snatch he was staring at me
He was glaring at me I was scared he'd slap me yeah he smashed me
In the head with a chair he bashed me while swearing at me
When I was still wearing nappies he said he's get me to despair
Then he led me to a lair where he fed me to a bear
I made a plan to escape but he figured out how to foil it
Then he fuckin' cut me up and flushed me down the toilet
It doesn't seem to bother me that I'm an unappealing oddity
Living sullenly and solemnly without even one redeeming quality
'Cause your mothers need some sodomy you're a bunch of faggots and pricks
And I could crush you cunts like a fuckin' packet of chips

I could go for some cocaine wanna sell me some maybe
I wanna take drugs 'til my sense of self becomes hazy
Why'd my mum make me she must be a very dumb lady
I may as well kill myself if everyone hates me