Put It On My Tab
Woke up at noon on a Friday, looking for something to drink
Gotta keep things private, got public intox last week
So I go down to the old country bar, the one that's just down the street
I ain't too drunk for this bar, I'm just too drunk for the police
So I'mma sleep on this bar stool, I'm gonna bathe in the tap
I might pick up a pool stick and get some ladies on my lap
And when the cops find me pissing somewhere out back
They're gonna wanna fine me
Well, they can put it on my tab
I started talking my smooth talk to the country girl on my right
Then I got me a phone call from no one other than my wife
She said she wanna get it on, but I know my dick won't function right
You see, I ain't too drunk for this bar, I'm just too drunk to fuck my wife
So I'mma sleep on this bar stool, I'm gonna bathe in the tap
I might pick up a pool stick and get some ladies on my lap
And when the cops find me pissing somewhere out back
They're gonna wanna fine me
Well, they can put it on my tab
Alright!
So I'mma sleep on this bar stool, I'm gonna bathe in the tap
I might pick up a pool stick and get some ladies on my lap
And when the cops find me pissing somewhere out back
They're gonna wanna fine me
Well, they can put it on my tab
Gotta keep things private, got public intox last week
So I go down to the old country bar, the one that's just down the street
I ain't too drunk for this bar, I'm just too drunk for the police
So I'mma sleep on this bar stool, I'm gonna bathe in the tap
I might pick up a pool stick and get some ladies on my lap
And when the cops find me pissing somewhere out back
They're gonna wanna fine me
Well, they can put it on my tab
I started talking my smooth talk to the country girl on my right
Then I got me a phone call from no one other than my wife
She said she wanna get it on, but I know my dick won't function right
You see, I ain't too drunk for this bar, I'm just too drunk to fuck my wife
So I'mma sleep on this bar stool, I'm gonna bathe in the tap
I might pick up a pool stick and get some ladies on my lap
And when the cops find me pissing somewhere out back
They're gonna wanna fine me
Well, they can put it on my tab
Alright!
So I'mma sleep on this bar stool, I'm gonna bathe in the tap
I might pick up a pool stick and get some ladies on my lap
And when the cops find me pissing somewhere out back
They're gonna wanna fine me
Well, they can put it on my tab
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