Pink Lady Apples

Well, I just wanted some Pink Lady apples
The produce man said
"No ma'am
Asparagus is better for you"
(Hey, fuck you)
And then several women with big hair
And short hair and pit hair
They caught my attention
They signed me up in the produce section

Oh, I went out for groceries
And found myself a revolution
I went out for groceries
And found myself a revolution
I went out for groceries
And found myself a revolution
When it comes time to overthrow
It don't matter where you are

The newsman on the television
He heard about our civil rout
He said we should be grateful for our greens
The newsman said the produce man
Was the victim of a smear campaign
Pronounced us veggie haters
On live TV

Oh, I went out for groceries
And found myself a revolution
I went out for groceries
And found myself a revolution
I went out for groceries
And found myself a revolution
When it comes time to overthrow
It don't matter where you are

A politician and his microphone
Thought to court the veggie vote
He met the produce man and struck a pose
Now every citizen is weighing in
On the merits of fruitarians
And whether these United States should be
A No Fruit Zone

Oh oh oh
Apple love, apple love
This song's all about my apple love
Oh how I love apples, love
I'll fight for them with you
Oh apple love, apple love
This song's all about my apple love
Oh how I love apples, love
And I'll fight for them with you

I went out for groceries
And found myself a revolution
I went out for groceries
And found myself a revolution
I went out for groceries
And found myself a revolution
I went out for groceries
And found myself a revolution
I went out for groceries
And found myself a revolution
I went out for groceries
And found myself a revolution



Credits
Writer(s): Davi Mccorkle
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