Wedding Night

Put some cushions on that sofa over there
Open the window to freshen the air
It is their wedding night
Everything must be right
It must be perfect before they're here

Must fix the bedding, the sheets must be clean
Not a speck of dust may be seen
It is their wedding night
Everything must be right
I must now go to clean the latrine

Young bride, the man whose ring you wear
Will one day start to lose his hair
You won't swoon at his sight
And some days you will fight
But still then you will lie in his lair

Young lad, this girl who as a bride you take
Will have you working from the moment when you wake
She'll have you running, running, running
Till you're huffing, puffing, puffing
Clear the snow, and the leaves you must rake

Put some chocolates on the pillow on the bed
She has me running, running, running
And the cushions on the sofa need more
Fluffing, fluffing, fluffing (huffing, puffing, puffing)

It is their wedding night
Everything must be right
It is their first night for loving (she has my heart thumping)
(Thumping, thumping)

Marriage is a burden you now bear (all days won't be so sunny)
It is something that the bravest men do fear
(And his lips won't always taste like honey)

Even though there's hell to pay
We wouldn't have it any other way
After your wedding, you must beware!



Credits
Writer(s): Eric B. Sirota
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