Doctor Doctor
Doctor Doctor my neurosis it's a getting worse
Doctor Doctor my psychosis it must be perverse
My wife's gone off with the local judge
And my solicitor he wont budge any more
Doctor Doctor you can help me I must have a chance
Doctor Doctor please don't tell me suicide's the answer
Broke and lonely at thirty two
Tell me what can this man do any more
Twinkle twinkle little star
How I wonder what you are
Doctor can't help me no more
So I seek an astral cure
Something strange is happening to me
I'm losing all my masculinity
Every day my tits get bigger
All the people laugh and snigger
Will you dance with me
In proper company
We shall dance the waltz
There will be no shmaltzing in between
Will you dance with me
In proper company
We shall dance the waltz
There will be no shmaltzing in between
Doctor Doctor my psychosis it must be perverse
My wife's gone off with the local judge
And my solicitor he wont budge any more
Doctor Doctor you can help me I must have a chance
Doctor Doctor please don't tell me suicide's the answer
Broke and lonely at thirty two
Tell me what can this man do any more
Twinkle twinkle little star
How I wonder what you are
Doctor can't help me no more
So I seek an astral cure
Something strange is happening to me
I'm losing all my masculinity
Every day my tits get bigger
All the people laugh and snigger
Will you dance with me
In proper company
We shall dance the waltz
There will be no shmaltzing in between
Will you dance with me
In proper company
We shall dance the waltz
There will be no shmaltzing in between
Credits
Writer(s): Dave Pescod
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