The Letter

Roses are red, violets are blue
I would even trim my mustache for you!
Oh, Catherine, sweetling

Since my decision
To be Catherine's new beau
I wanted to impress her
With a written letter so
I need you, Jest, to help me
Write a poem for my sweet
If you do I'll be so, grateful
Let's begin please write neatly!

Another vase of flowers? There's not room for much more! Mary Ann I need your help with these!
I've tried to ignore him but he just keeps sending me letters and flowers, what do I do?
Uh, just tell him the truth?
I'm waiting for the right chance
Just reject the King's hand
I want to take the chance to be free (Stop and take the chance to be free)
To be Me

Ooh! Jest are you writing?
Yes sire!
Oh! Ooh!
Write this down
Your hair is dark chocolate on the castle bridge
I heart you much more than a smidge

He didn't
He did!

Your skin shimmers like
Might I suggest something Sire?
Maybe stray away from only complimenting her looks
You know, women like feeling appreciated for who they are
Oh really?
Well then, what would you say?
Let me show you
Oh!

I hope this letter finds you well, yours most ardently with all my Gushingest, Ooziest, admiration
The King of Hearts, and he asked for more tarts
Ugh, I just don't know how to reject him
My family would never forgive me, but I can't let him go on like this it's kind of sad!
All you can do is be honest and tell him you're not interested, I'm sure everything will work itself out
I guess he's nice enough, but I just don't love him
I know, you have to find a way to tell him though, you can't lead him on

Dear Lady Pinkerton
It's formal for a change
Let us fault his majesty not for his intentions
Though his verses may seem strange
He simply lacks articulation
No matter how ridiculous our words may be, we do try our best to please you
Alas, only nature truly pays your due
In flashes of distant thunder and waves of ocean blue
So forgive a humble joker who wishes to impress you
Though words will not suffice, I'll keep trying nonetheless
Yours sincerely, Jest
PS, I hate to pester, but even I am not immune
I have but one request, one more macaroon?



Credits
Writer(s): Heidi Thomas
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