Ms. Evelyn (Statutory Story)

I fell in love with someone else
(But you were so in love)
But you were so in love

In the teacher's lounge, she's bouncing up and down
We couldn't make a sound, the principles around
My girlfriend's out of town, so she won't figure out what detentions about
(My teacher saw my erection)
It was deflection, no direction
Should I blame this all on my depression?
4th period really kept me guessin'
Ms. Evelyn really taught me a lesson

Never get D's on a test
Because they're on her chest
Im talkin' bout her breasts,
And I did my best
I still earned an F,
Need to learn to rest
'Cause we did it in excess and she was experienced
Always button up my shirt and put my name on my sheet
And when Im in the hallway and I look up her skirt
There's nothing underneath

She did it for me,
I swear she's a freak
And I can't wait to see her in the bleachers
Lookin all flirty,
In the teachers section wearin' my jersey
The next day my girlfriend
Got back from vacation,
She asked me one question
She said "Baby you're acting different"
"Why am I here but it feels so distant?"
I told her that she won't wanna listen
To what I had to say
But I said
"I fell in love with someone else"
It started afted school when I needed some help
She taught me to-

Never get D's on a test
Because they're on her chest
Im talkin' bout her breasts,
And I did my best
I still earned an F,
Need to learn to rest
'Cause we did it in excess and she was experienced
She ain't gotta try that hard
She's got me on the phone right now
And she said "We took it way too far"
Handcuffs and the lights turned down

Ms. Evelyn's gonna sleep on the couch now
Because she knows that her husband found out
She thinks of me every time he goes down now
She fucked up, accidentally said my name out loud
She's getting divorced now
Getting divorced now
Can we go all out?
Can we go all out?
Can we go all out?
I love when you call out my name in the halls now
I hope we don't fall out
Then we can go to your house
Maybe go to my house?
Baby can you deepthroat?
Said I'll have to "find out"
Can we have a threesome after all this dies down?
Can I meet your friends, I know you teach all of mine now
They know to-

Never get D's on a test
Because they're on her chest
Im talkin' bout her breasts,
And I did my best
I still earned an F,
Need to learn to rest
'Cause we did it in excess and she was experienced
Always button up my shirt and put my name on my sheet
And when Im in the hallway and I look up her skirt
There's nothing underneath
(Ms. Evelyn)