EAULDIE (feat. SOLZONE)

Brrrah Brrrah Brrrah Motherfuckers Wah
This is Lil Dinky
And this is Eauldie

I can't fall asleep, too many rhymes inside my cranium
I'm raining them upon the beat, Elite, the heat is premium
Delete the competition, have 'em wishin' I was feelin' 'em
I take the track to higher heights, like voices breathin' helium
You're breathless, breaths I'm stealin' 'em
These rhyme schemes, I'm revealin' 'em
You won't believe what I achieve, the best of this millennium
You can't know what I'm schemin', my ideas I'm concealin' 'em
These plain and simple bars I'm sayin' 'em just like I'm seein' 'em
My rhymes are extra large, in charge, Your bars are medium
This beats the spice of life to strike the strife and tedium
I'll roast you vegetables alive, the temp 425 at minimum
I bring hot rhymes when I arrive, like vegetables I'm steamin' 'em
When Neem is on the scene the opposition say they fearin' him
I'm in attack position so get back to where you came here from
I'm serious, my flow is sure to leave you in delirium
Delirious, delicious rhymes, so thank me if you're hearin' 'em
(This America man)

Blasted off a tab yeah I'm tweakin' already
Heard there's a party at The Lodge, gotta start sippin' steady
Yeah I been in and out the gym, feelin' slimmer than spaghetti
Stackin' muscle on these bones, yeah I got the hoes sweaty
Wait a second... Yo, we all outta weed
Let's go 'n' pick up an ounce, but hold up, I gotta pee
Time to flee the scene, on this shopping spree, got that alien OG
Maybe stop at Chipotle get a bowl of beans
Rippin' bongs in peace then where the fuck are your couches at?
You say you smoke that loud pack daily where are y'all ounces at?
Actin' like you gettin' chicks, I'm already pouncin' that
Goin' through some shit? Lemme know, always around to chat
Fuck a frat, all they personalities flat
I craft the hardest fucking beats the Midwest don't know how to act
Look at that, mediocre, but they hittin' like a dad
Belt 'n' buckle, time to scuffle yeah
White fuckers stayin' mad

Bastard, I'm a Snow, just like what we writing in
I get high and ride dragons just to come home again
We in the stu', too high to even smoke again
Ayo, who's that, it's Lil EZ
Back from the dead, eggs over easy all over his head
I can cook you an omelette and shove it down your throat
Just to watch you veg
Me and Ryan Gosling got somethin' in common
We both fly as fuck and rock with the Mormons
She wormin' that shit with that shit in her veins
Her daddy left her with some shit in her brain
Yeah she fucked in the head, she wanna slurp me up and expect me not to wed
Got my dick in some Dickies and a Carhartt vest
I'm a farmer through and through, don't confuse me with the Left

Eauzone what I'm reppin' thundercloud on my chest
Other teams lookin' small like we made 'em compressed
My bars are so cold like the footbridge in February
Put the beat in the coffin, this verse is the obituary
This track we makin' here some classic shit
Step up to the plate in the stu', I took a crack at it
Bambino of beats, the Barry Bonds of rap
Ice melting on my neck I'm leavin' ponds where I step
Hit up Davie's 'n' get some tendies and fries
Mealworms up in my food 'n' I ain't even surprised
Pull up to Kwik Trip on Water, 'cause the wings are some gas
Throw the Subi in sport mode and I'm dustin' yo ass
(And I'm dustin' yo ass)
Yeah it's gon' be alright
Little Bites and Rocket League, man we vegging tonight
Midnight praccy at McPhee got me wanting to die
Get back to Dirty Murr, hit the cart 'n' get high
(Sir, can you open the door please, that doesn't look like a vape sir)

What's that smell in the air, gimme that aroma
Puttin' y'all to sleep with my shitty verses like you're in a coma
Rolling down the isle, see your momma gettin' Roma
Mar-Red like tomatoes hot 'n' steamy like the Summer
Calling honey over like a bee without a lover
Feel it in your liver fight a homeless man is operating on ya
Your mind's fucked smoking trees
Principal said you got your degree from Chat GPT
Everything is temporary, be sure to face your fears
No one really knows why the fuck we're even here
Causing trouble on the playground in the first grade
With my friends 'cause it's just how we were made
And with every passing day life is feeling great
Sippin' warm Baja Blast even God knows I fucking ate
(Bitch)

Sippin' on bottles, flyin' high on planes
Gotta lotta bad women, I don't even know their names
Toppers and tats, you know I got flame
When I pull up to the function, you know I'm spittin' game
Uh, uh
Got no wheels, and you know I'm on the train
Ridin' through the city puffin' on that grain, it's insane mane
Fuck around and get pain
Leave stains, leave your brains in the pavement
Get payments, yeah big checks
Yeah don't play around, yeah get rekt
Sippin' Triple Sec out the bottle
Catch me whippin' in the fuckin' s-
(Fuck it, I fucked it, right on the last line)

(I'm in Rob's room smoking crack)

Girl you might want to be careful 'cause I'll steal you from your mister
My legs are pretty fast but my bicycle is quicker
I have very few aspirations to get richer
See wealth's a social construct, and I'm a solid kisser
They call me the mountain man (yup)
I'm a human blunt-blowing beer can yup
Always rushin' in a hurry but I'm never really worried
Drink tequila lime to swerve the scurvy, chicks are lookin' hella curvy
Crushin' miles while the universe smiles on me
I snort a line of pre-workout then pass up on the tree
Your mother loves my style, thinks I am the bees knees
And while I can outrun your ass, I suck at Monopoly
In fact it's really any game, too busy mourning Billy Mays
Respect is placed upon my name despite the fact I am insane
Stackin' Pizza Ranch bread, got an eyeball on my head
I just murdered this beat, man this shit is fuckin' dead (Woo)

D-line always talkin' so much shmack
Sayin', "fuck this, fuck o-line," man
Shut the fuck up

When I drop some bars, they all know I write 'em sweet (yup)
Good guess but try again 'cause I ain't talking Water Street
And yeah I come from A-Town, that city that's golden
And you know we got that Spam brand that keeps the money flowin' (it's flowin')
Haha, it's gon' be alright
When I was comin' up I knew my future was bright (yuh)
You know why? 'Cause I've got that flow that makes me glow
I'm the best there's ever been and everybody knows (they know)
I didn't choose the business life, I guess it chose me
'Cause I been workin' 'n' grindin' like all of the time and I don't get no sleep
Don't get me confused with just any other Chad
I'm a freak and unique and all them other boys can stay mad
My time here is short, so let me keep it sincere
When I'm on that frisbee field, you know my impact's severe (bitch)
I'll be takin' the shots and breaking 'em lots you know where I'll be
'Cause if I ever am in doubt I'll just send it back to Harvey
(Hugh you're supposed to go up-line there)
I'll just send it back to Harvey

(Dude, you know I ain't runnin')

That swing from Hugh is never too far from me
Yeah you know they all call me Harvey
But my girl ride me like a Harley (oh shit)
I'm just tryna to smoke a blunt, no Bacardi
Doin' a buck eighty in my new 'Rari (vroom)
Roll up, spark up, like I'm Bob Marley
Get high and binge watch some iCarly (yessir)
While you're busy playin' with Barbie
My wallet gettin' thicker like I'm Jeff Hardy
When I'm droppin' dimes on you, I won't be sorry (nah)
I'm a dog that can't be stopped, they call me Marley (woof woof)
Gimme that top shelf, no barley
If I don't see purp, that shit ain't gnarly
Got that cottonmouth so I'm sippin' on Starry
Only toke never snortin' on Charlie (nah)
(Aye, your turn Connor)

(Fire on that shit boy)
Freak in the sheets let me drop some knowledge
About computer science, let me take you to college
The following are bars a bout some nerdy code
That'll make your head spin and your brain explode (yuh)
My favorite's Python, the language of the nerds
Where we code up solutions to problems that are absurd
Data Science, GPT, Python does it all
And if you're not using it, then you're bound to fall (aye)
Let me tell you 'bout a game that's quite a thrill
A game of cards, strategy meets skill
It's called cribbage, and it's a classic
I'll kick your ass and I'm not being sarcastic
With the board and pegs, you keep track of your score
And with each new play, you're aiming for more
From the cut to the deal, and the pegging to the crib
Cribbage is a game that you'll never beat me in (yuh)

Wrote this shit myself so it's gonna be ass
Pulled up to the stu' after seven hours of class
Rather stay in bed but I really have to pass
Fuck Zorn I'm just tryna play on the grass
My knees are achin' and my ankles are throbbin'
Pop an ibuprofen just to keep me from sobbin'
Stop Asian hate, I'm the face of the movement
Put my face on a shirt just for Rob's amusement
Gonna pull up to practice and act like a dick
Don't matter nobody can stop my flick
North Carolina you know I'm sippin' on tequila (brain freeze)
Taught the whole team how to play Fuck the Dealer
Three guys on our team are all named James
I apologize to Sol, don't know many of your names
Team Green is the scene of all the stoners
Don't think I've seen any of them sober
(Bro, Owen, oh my god, shut the fuck up)

Catch me with Scott makin' twelve an hour
Stand on my money like I'm on a tower
I got talent and skills, bloom like a flower
It's MF DOOMSDAY, rapping's my true power
Rent is due tomorrow but I do not want to pay
Yesterday love was such an easy game to play
Now I need a place where I can hideaway
Oh shit, I believe in yesterday (yesterday)
That was the Beatles, I'm just keeping it real
Hold up, wait, dude how do you feel?
Shoutout Mordecai, man he's so fly (yeah-yuh)
Fuck I'm high
Jacob Cowan never stood a chance
Sections and regions, call it the last dance
I'm going way too hard like RRR (bolly)
See me receive throws from afar
(Boom)

(Arthur won't stop me from gettin' any sweet treats boy)
They call me hawk the chugger, and I'm from the Twin Cities
A lot of people know this but I love lil' kitties (meow)
I go around town rippin' pics of my stream
When I'm in doubt I put it up to either Arthur or Neem
I spend my Wednesdays at Bolly cookin' kids up-line
It's such a frequent occurrence that you could call it a crime
Droppin' plenty of dimes, I'm nowhere near my prime
But most of all I love my captain that we call Slime
I really think that I could beat a grizz with a katana
Banana, pajama, I steer clear of marijuana
I used to play piano and then I started to sing
But fuck an opera class, that just wasn't my thing
Wear my $5 Tan catchin' glances like crazy
Walkin' into 429 just to find that it's hazy
Might as well take a puff, I got nuttin' to do
Mixed a bean with the coff', that's where the credit is due

(誤解しないでください、これはあなたの創造の力ではありません)
This that Eauzone rap shit
Need a shin splint wrap kit
Kush rolling, ozone blowing cloud shit
D-line adequate, came in with the pink knits
Organic flow, no need to counterfeit
Maniac, packed, with their hats flipped to the back
Joe, Haak, go-to, and I set the stack
Sweet treats in my veins, mixed with the green propane
My mask shines bright, I'm the teams Bruce Wayne
Handler prey, strapped down, no tide, permanent stain
Tamed, flamed, we are not the same
Leave you in the dust with an ankle sprain
Wausau, Madison, different planes
Hit a one-two, fold you like an origami crane
Looney tunes ring, and my dancing chain
Run you down, got the road runner rage (meep meep)
Every week, tournament reign
120 miles and a different stage
Eauzone fame and a righteous gang
Fuck observers, just play the game

(Uh uh uh, yuh yuh yuh, oh wait, it's too loud too loud)
(Aye, Dinky)
Not being sarcastic
I just shotgunned a 'Bull, now I'm feelin' fantastic (uh)
Workin' at the 'Green's, money elastic (grrr)
Buyin' all these Legos, god damn I love plastic (blaow)
Oh shit what a classic, might just pull up to frisbee practice (uh)
Standin' like a cactus
Made a cut more majestic than an actress (uh, bitch bitch bitch)
'Round these parts my dogs be barkin'
My driveway's where your Mom be parkin' (fuh)
Spend my days on the skis (uh)
Watch your bitch at night she on her knees (grah, blaow)
Please, thirty rack always packin'
I'm on top never slackin' (ish)
Uh, Dave's entered the chat
One move forward don't ever move back (dinky)

Hey yo, clearin', clearin', clearin' my throat
For these next few bars that I just wrote
Hit the bong to my left and smoked a J to my right
Now I'm as high as a fucking kite, but
Understand that I'm hear to speak the truth
About the Eau Claire life and the Eauzone crew
On the streets of Water I'm known as Evan C.
But on this track you can call me Killer Bee
716 is where I reside
With my roommate Arthur, what a fucking guy
We be smokin' and Smash Bro-in' to pass the time
While practicing frisbee, on the dime
Throwing and scoring are what we do
Against any team in Eauzone's view
Sideline chants are what I command
To strike fear in the enemies hands
I'm a maniac a brainiac, soy un poco loco
Soy un gringo con lo todo
Modo, plata, hierba y chocho
Lo siento que mi ritmo es tan peligroso como
Pablo Escobar cocinando su coco (damn)
Cocinando su coco

Robobitch is on the scene, now there's women on this beat
I thought I couldn't write bars, but now I'm sounding pristine
Gotta run to class, time to ID some fish
What's a salmonidae? That's a trout bitch
Perciformes, cottidae, Notropis
Just to name a few that are on my list
Fishing Little Niagara, gonna catch some Dave
If you're not keeping up you better quicken your pace
Fellas to my left, and Rachel's on my right
We made it to Mammoth, but we had to drive all night
Nashville's pretty cool, I bought joints on the street
The Tennessee whiskey's got me feeling kinda weak
Screw them fibs, where'd they learn to drive?
Cruising through Georgia going 95
We're in Statesboro now, giant Jenga is the move
I'm drunk on the sideline, I hope this game ends soon
I'm pretty high, but my blood sugar's low
Been diabetic for a year but you wouldn't even know
Gotta drink my juice, now I'm on the rise
Back to veggin' on the couch, and I'm feeling sublime

Tricks, tricks, tricks
Ain't lookin' for no hills (pow)
The mountains give me the best chill
A slope out here to give me the views (uh)
Out here it's just me and the booze
Lettin' the liquor do the talkin'
Knockin' me out like I'm sleepwalkin' (uh)
Midday lookin' for a new box to cave
At night sleeping next to Dave (d-d-d-d-dave)
Day 'n' night workin' at Walgreen's
Just to end up in the pow' next to some tall trees (woah)
Hands on all these pills
Just to tell a senior they got no refills (bang)
Flicks, flicks, flicks
In class lookin' around for the risk
Afterwards I'll be chasin' after that disc (plastic)
Give me a reason to snap
Soon to put the team on a map (boom)
Life's been one hell of a journey
Out here just me tagging along for that tourney

Yo, listen up, I'll spit some fire
Talking 'bout hacking, it's my desire
KiwiBot's in my sight, gonna take it down
With Anonymous by my side, we'll wear the crown
Gonna crack that shit wide open, make it mine
With skills like mine, it won't take much time
I'll fuck with its systems, make it go haywire
And leave those KiwiBros screaming like they're on fire
My hacking skills are legendary, don't you know?
I'll pwn any system, watch that shit go
Anonymous and I, we're the kings of the game
And no one can touch us, we'll always remain
So if you see me hacking, just step aside
I'll fuck with your shit, take you on a ride
And if you try to stop me, I'll give you a taste
Of the power of a hacker, and I'll put you in your place

Never cry gotta stay humble
(And I never mumble)
Yeah you hear me spittin' this straight heat
(My words never tremble)
Smokin' weed it's exotic not general
(Roll a backwood get me to a new level)
And on my off days I'm still trappin'
(I just ripped the bong now I'm moon walkin')
Like one sec I gotta finish coughin'
(Like no joke, I blow smoke, Like oh no)
Like oh no
(Like oh no)
Oh nah
(Fucking nah)
Hell nah
(Fuck nah, you're a bitch you know)
I sit back, relax, I never cap
(Shut the fuck up and listen to me for a sec)
While I speak facts and smoke gas
(Swisher sweets, you know I got that pack)
Like I can't cap
(Like I can't cap)
And I can't cap
(He can't cap)
Aye, J you got that blunt? (Hahahaha)

(Yes, we do consume each others blood on occasion for ritual purposes)
Aye don't shoot me down while I'm coming up
Murdering my beats Machine Gun Kell's gonna shoot it up
Hit my line, get denied, saucing dimes on the line
With my guys you'll surely try, but off these pills yeah I'm gonna fly
MGK who I wanna be but playing puck is how I'm tryna be
6'2" with no shoes, honestly I can probably steal the moon (Hahahahaha)
Ladies love me yeah that's hype only 'cause it's 'cause my future's hella bright (yuh)
My team is so fine, full of guys who can shine
I'm a star boy making light please just call me Doctor Light
Ain't no music major ass but fuck it major music coming out my ass
I fucked around, got it done, need a gun, where's the sun
Ain't no fucking Rap God step aside Eminem, you fucking suck

(Help, help, help me)
Skating down State headphones bumping vintage Biggie
Got the sunset on my face the flow of traffic kinda tricky
Gallery department how I paint the scene into the world I'm in
Talking on this beat lip full of bars like I just packed a Zyn
Me? I'm just tryna reach my inner zen
And make sure that I got the game all locked up like it's in the pen
Light the blunt and watch yourself get slowly educated
See between the smoke and see your perspective get elevated
Me and Eauzone here to lay this fucking beat to rest
And we going hard 'bout to leave you running out of breath (yuh)
And this is Yodin on the beat
Coming through to you from Lake Street
Make sure your speakers don't overheat
Here at Lake we partake in some casual veggery
I'm munchin' on some chicken sammie's
That we got from Water Street
After that you know that I'm a go in the booth
And lay a couple bars that maybe one day could inspire youth
Boutta graduate I'd like to call some people out
Especially the parking enforcers you got me buggin' out
Charging 25 because I didn't want to be late
Since parking is so ass these charges got me so irate
With all these tickets might as well had bought a pass
But even then I can't find any parking that shit's so ass
Now I gotta gamble parking in the Hibbard lot
But then I see the opps handing out tickets got me mad as fuck
Man, this shit got me fucked up I'm not even gonna finish this verse
UWEC, figure out the parking situation Jesus fucking Christ
This ain't no joke this a statement
Anyways, shouts out Eauzone, shouts out the homies, shout out A-Town
Follow me on SoundCloud www.soundcloud.com/yodin-af
Fuck it, we out

Dylabetes on the beat soundin' like a clown
If we're playing frisbee, you know I'm around
Whippin' the Battle Bus like it's my job
Out here smoking gas with Neem and Rob
Ten years diabetes, yeah I'm a vet
Taking another hit saying, "yeah I'm in, bet"
Puffing on cigars looking like a father
Do not ask to drive, it's not worth the bother
Skying high on these fuckers, my knees elastic
Skipping classes just to chase some plastic (bitch bitch bitch)
Teaching future generations in the schools
Damn these kids about to be some fools
Not sure how to end it, so all I will say is
Hope you fuckers all have a very nice day
(Hope you fuckers all have a very nice day)
(Hope you fuckers all have a very nice day)

Oh shit, what the fuck, who's that walking over there?
It's me, Asian bitch, with the bright pink hair
I'm your coach and advisor with the fucked up spine
Twerking on the sideline in this tutu looking fine
You can call me Doc, 'cause I got that PhD
Teaching you plant fam-ly names that end in -aceae
I'm a bio prof, that's the side that you all see
But I still can be that hoe, where's them recent divorcees?
I could be your mom, but say it, you'll get slaughtered
Unless your name is Layla she's my one and only daughter
Old enough to play in the division we call Masters
But I show up at the track and I make your ass run faster
From the classroom to the lab to the gym I'm on my grind
What's this work-life balance? For me they're both aligned
Bring that East Coast mindset to the upper Midwest
Are you even really living if you're not constantly stressed?
Ring ring on my phone, what's the emergency?
A deer or the cops, missed deadline uncertainty?
Always a conundrum, do I need to intervene?
Or sit and toss one back chilling with my homie Beans

Lemme tell you all somethin' boutta wonderful drink
So good you ain't never wanna pour it in the sink
All my homies pulling up with all the H-A double M's
These bars I'm spittin' are so good y'all mistake me for Eminem
O-line's scored on all the time, it's 'cause I'm not in it
Y'all need player number nine if you want Eauzone to win it
Almost every single time O-line be getting smoked
But that's okay with me 'cause I read the book of Job
J-O-B, yep that's me, 'sept it's spelled J-O-E-B
Prolly couldn't spit these bars if it wasn't for Nattie T.
Cheelay, Cheelay, please don't say chilly
Pido veinte empanadas pa'l equipo para mi
Nos sentamos en la sofa cuando todos 'stan aquí
Fumamos verde en la casa no nos falta THC
Ayo Evan Carter
Déjame decirte algo
Espero que tu espalda esté bien porque he estado preocupándome
Así que eso, te amo, chao, besos

On the field runnin' hard pink band on my head
Haakon gonna split the defense like a needle and a thread
Wake up early hit the club man I gotta get that bread
I be steppin' on that pedal 'til my RPM's be red
Spittin' from a city that was built on a river
Hella people in this place fuckin' up they liver
All I do is make a cut and my handlers deliver
When you face the D-line your bottom lip will quiver
I trust the boys on this team, yeah I'd give 'em my life
Even though half of them are duller than a butter knife
Oh wait, I take it back, don't wanna cause no strife
Yeah they all my boys but I wish they was my wife
Frisbee ultimo es lo que yo juego
Cuando usaba una frisbee soy como fuego
Eauzone a regionales vamos a ganar
Y regresamos a EC para la celebrar

(Hehehehe, dude, Max's spanish is so clown, I love it)
(Neem's rollin' a J right now)
(Yo, whaddup)
We got the O-line, Hoe-line, then we got the Breau-line
Rollin' up the blunt, you know the whole team gettin' real high
That's Team Green baby, you know just what we need
Crack a fatty Hamm's 'n' smoke some purple ass weed
Italian made, you know I got that bread
And if you fuck with zone, we gonna put your ass to bed
We'll see you at sections, at regions, at natty's
When we beat you there, we might just stop by your daddy's
Roll around in Pikachu, throw that window down
Pack a big ol' fatty bowl, shit me smokin' now
Throw it into drive and hit up Panda Express
Gimme that plate, orange chicken, boneless
Go back to the crib, and see what's on TV
Fuck the playoffs, we gonna lose money
Getting to the end, go find out what we might see
Pass it to the next, call that shit one-two, three

(Is that Jay spotted? Jay spotted? Jay spotted? Jay spotted?)
Yo they call me Jay, but my real name is James
It gets kinda confusing when all of us share names
I used to be a cutter, but I've been handling
Practice is more fun not being skied by Neem
Handling with Joe and Haak is really blast
They catch all of my throws, even a shitty push pass
Learning the sets took quite a while
But when I throw to Max, he just makes me smile
When I'm not playing frisbee, you can catch me grinding Hearthstone
It's a card game online and if you face me you'll get shown
Legend is the best rank I climb there almost monthly
I don't wanna brag but that's top point one in the country
This Summer you should visit me at Papa Murphy's
To work off all that pizza you can do some burpees
Covered in my money like it comes out of a shower
Catch me with a Hodag making thirteen an hour

My name is D.P. no it's not Dr. Pepper
I'm not too fancy on the field, I don't flash a leather
I put in hard work like I'm Justin Jefferson
Griddying on the field, I'll break your ankles son
I like wearing pink, just like the Mean Girls
But I won't be rude, I'll compliment you like my Uncle Earl
I'm like tater tots, yeah I'm pretty hot
Cook 'em in the oven, make them feel like they're onto somethin'
Go to Dooley's, get myself a Celtic Knot
Fill up my tummy, like I'm a Teletubby
I'm like the Chippewa River, I'll make a flood
I'll be nice to you, I'll fill up your tub
"Oh shit it's Ice Rasta," is what my friends say
But I'm not Eric Andre, I don't play any games
I'm gonna be a teacher helping kids with math
Be like Pythagoras, don't mess with the Hypotenuse Aftermath

Hey my name is Simon and I'm rhymin' 'cause I can
I'm the best captain president that Eauzone's ever had
People also call me Slimon but that's only if they know me
If you don't be playin' frisbee well then bitch you ain't my homie
Did y'all know I'mm a twin?
Yeah my sister's name is Lucy we be takin' all the wins
But my butt it is more juicy
I usually play on O-line, you could call it my main
But if we drop it and turn it, I'll be poachin' the lane
But it's not like eggs, I boil them instead
Pour me a beer with just a little head
(With just a little head)
(With just a little head)
(With just a little head)
(With just a, just a, just a, just a)
(With just a little head)
(With just a little head)
(With just a little head)
(With just a, with just a, with just a)

Hey, you know me as the C-Man
With bars cleaner than a drip-pan
I'm not used to rapping 'cause I don't wanna make a scene
But let me tell you something about my cool team
We beat Duluth on point uni
'Cause Eauzone's got better community
So many teams afraid at our snarls
Thank God we didn't get beat by the Red Hot Karls
I care about culture of my squad
But after praccy I'm a really need to stretch my quad
I'm hyping up wicked chants every game
Then go home to see the girl who's taking my last name
This song is getting so monotonous
An D-line is lurking like a hippopotamus
Get me some coffee to put a pep in my step
Oh shit, forgot to mention that the Fauxdags got swept
The future is bright for all of us players
Just some advice don't be a bunch of taxpayers
I must be out of bars and if that is true
Happy May the 4th and may the force be with you

(Aye)
(Aye)
(Let's get it)
Throw that disc up in the air
'Cause it's long just like my hair
The ball is going deep
I gotta get it (gotta get it)
'Cause if I lose then my points in life will seep aye (dah)
I'm booling with the Eauzone boys
That's 'cause they're not any toys
And I'd like to play Sub-Zero
I'm gonna lay out, and look like a hero (yeau)
MadMan sucks
Sid the Sloth is whack
Get on this track (dah)
What does he do?
He doesn't make any money
Because he's a bum ('cause he's a bum)
He's got a really lucky, uh, style of play
That's gonna say (that's gonna say)
Sid the Sloth (Sid the Sloth, Sid the Sloth)
You're not here to stay (ayyy)

Hey, you know it's Pooty, I'm the coach on the track
I'm with Eauzone boys, regionals back to back
When I'm on the field Callaghan's are recorded
When you're on the field, your season aborted
Flying in the sky, I poster your ass
So embarrassing, laying on the grass
Game over, EauZone gets the trophy
Smoking up the stu' call me OG Eauldie
Fourteen-fourteen, that's a universe point
See me 1v1, I smoke you like a joint
I'm trying to write my verse, Nard pulls up
Holy shit a land shark there's a disc in a butt
No disc in my butt, but it's Nard with the rhyme
If you're hittin' the J, you know I'm in everytime
If the boys are chillin', just give me the word
I'm about to leave, but fuck the birds
(But fuck the birds)

(Aye Pooty, that was chill, okay lemme get on this)
Aight here we go, I'm a finish this off
Cyclin' on the town with a gnarly scoff
Pushin' through life with everything I got
I'm too too busy, I'm about to pop
Yo, yo, tell me when I'm done bro
This shit's way too much bro
Degree's something heavy
Damn If I ain't ready yeah
Disc boys keep me level
With something I can't settle
Philosophical, crazy follicle
Way too deep, I'm diabolical
Yo, yo, tell me when I'm done bro
This shit's way too much bro
Degree's something heavy
Damn if I ain't ready
(Peace and love folks)

Oh my god, I love Eauldie
Shout out to Neem, Rob, ezelliot, Isaiah
Kyle, Matthias, Quinlan, Hugh
Neckasaurus-Rex, the Freak in the Sheets
That blonde guy, don't know what grade you in
Arthur, Haakon, Ben Lurk, Lil Dinky
Evan Carter, Sydney and Jake
Ben Kirky
The lovers Brett and Jac, MGK
Victor, Dylan Scherrrn
Nora, I know you as my professor
Joe Brandt, Max Munchy, Gabriel, Jay
And Doctor Pleasure
Simon, I love you for your curly hair
Christian, I love you for your thoughts in the air
Pattyeiks, Pooty, Nard
And last but not least, Cam Waldal
(Ish, ish, ish, ish, ish, ish, ish)