88 Doctors (feat. Emma Hunton, Janaya Jones & Matthew Scott Montgomery)

Doctor Doctor I'm feeling low
I need a PHD to tell me what to do
My daughter is like a sailor the way that she swears
Get your fingers away from my fucking cunt
She crawls like a spider backwards down the stairs

Oh honey something is wrong
Bed is shaking until the break of dawn
And the fucking mattress dealers won't return my calls

Well maybe it's an air mattress Get it No OK
Your girl's got a lesion that's the reason she's wild
I need a special test just to get inside

Oh honey gotta tap that spine
Oh Doctors my spine is fine
But tap what you want and pay me for the time

I've always wanted to open for Spinal Tap
Test results
Nothing there
Let's try again
I still got jack shit
Care to go one more time
No thanks that really sucked

Doctor Doctor my daughter's not mine
It's like another soul has invaded her mind

Don't worry I can hypnotize
Come and show me what you got inside
Please leave us alone this might take some time

Megan, you are now under hypnosis
Is there someone inside of you
I wish
Who is he
The Nutcracker
Is it Captain Rowdy
You're Captain Rowdy Matthew
Let's try to stay focused
I'm speaking to the person inside Megan now
If you can hear me then you too are under hypnosis
No no no no
Sorry too rough
No you can keep going
Yes yes yes yes

Doctor Doctor so what you're telling me
Is nothing exists in psychology
There's no precedent in medicine
Just a very rare and outside chance

That an exorcism is what she needs
A witchdoctor are you shitting me
Could be a chance to meet a handsome priest