Bon Voyage

Waking up on a Sunday with a hangover
And my head begins to throb
As I'm blinded by the sun oh
I reach over and find someone beside me
I say who the heck are you
He says I'm the guy you screwed

Then the doorbell rings
There he stands that thoughtful guy
Holding a bouquet of roses every shade
So I open the door and say

Hey I don't wanna be your lover anymore
The date was nice but it won't suffice
And your grunting sounds like Thor
I really don't wanna be your lover anymore
Im telling you this is the end
So Bon Voyage to you my friend
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Waking up on a Monday with a hangover
And I'm lying next to Ben or maybe Jim or Nick or Ted oh
He teaches over and puts his arm around me
I say "hey I'd rather not"
He stares back in full out shock

He gets up to leave
There he stands his head held high
Grabs his small bouquet of tulips every shade
So I open the door and say

Hey I don't wanna be your lover anymore
The talk was great and it's getting late
And I couldn't stand your snore
I really don't wanna be your lover anymore
I'm telling you this is the end
So bon voyage to you you you

Break it down now
So listen baby here's the situation
There's not big secret to some great fornication
I really should have to show you a map
For you to know where my clitoris is at
So listen baby since it's not that hard
Could you not lick it like a Saint Bernard
All it needs is a touch and a squeeze and a rough and tough tug on my jeans
Ooh wee baby imagine how it's be if you could please please me
So push me up against that wall
Even if it's really really that small
Isn't it a shame
I learned to play your game
And sticking to one man would mean I'd be insane
Some girls just need some fun and till I find the one
I'll keep on grabbing at my freedom

Hey I don't wanna be your lover anymore
The sex was bleak and your game is weak
So let me please show you the door
I really don't wanna be your lover anymore
I'm telling you this is the end
So bon voyage to you my friend
Ta da da doh
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Credits
Writer(s): Axel Marena, Charli Elle
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