2 Lovers Collide

Well I just parked the car
And I was heading for this bar
When I heard raised voices from inside
As I opened up the door

I saw this girl and guy on the floor and they were going at it tooth and nail
We'll she grabbed hold if his hair
And she kicked him way down there but not before he'd soaked her with his beer
We'll there was beer all over the place
As I turned around to face
The barman who was grinning from ear to ear

He said people come from far and wide
Just to watch these two Lovers collide
It's been the biggest attraction in this bar all year
He said they'll make it up tonight and everything'll be alright
But you can guarantee next week there'll be another fight

Well I guess you could say that it was some kinda foreplay
Cos they've been at it now for nearly a year
And people come from far and wide just to watch these two lovers collide
I reckon when they're making up it's just as wild
I reckon when they're making up it's just as wild

Well I took my place on a stool I couldn't help but be amused
As they kicked and punched each other black and blue
Well it's certainly got me hitched cos I'll be back again next week
I can't wait to see what happens in round two

And people come from far and wide, just to watch these two lovers collide
It's been the biggest attraction in this bar all year
He said they'll make it up tonight and everything'll be alright
But you can guarantee next week there'll be another fight

Well I guess you could say that it was some kinda foreplay
Cos they've been at it now for nearly a year
And people come from far and wide just to watch these two lovers collide
I reckon when they're making up it's just as wild
Yeah people come from far and wide
Just to watch these two lovers collide

I reckon when they're making up it's just as wild

I reckon when they're making up it's just as wild