Second Worst Mascot In The NHL

He's the second-worst mascot in the NHL
He got 15 years
For burglary
Kidnapping as well
He attempted to shoot his son
Was awful, on the run
He embezzled so many funds
From the bogus charity he runs

He's the second-worst mascot in the NHL
Posed for photos with a veteran
Who was a sex offender as well
He duct-taped both the hands
Of his two kids, as planned
And when he's not at the rink
He's a weatherman

It's my face in there
But I won't reveal it
Hide my face in there
I will conceal it

He's the second-worst mascot in the NHL
Posed for photos with a veteran
Who was a sex offender as well
He attempted to shoot his son
Was awful, on the run
He embezzled so many funds
From the bogus charity he runs

It's my face in there
But I won't reveal it
It's my face in there
That I will conceal

I'm gonna flood a jailhouse rink
The game is almost on
Gonna fire the T-shirt cannon
Send one over the wall
Over the wall

The second-worst mascot in the NHL
He's a weatherman
The second-worst mascot in the NHL
He's a weatherman
He's a weatherman
He's a weatherman



Credits
Writer(s): Doug Hempstead
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