Sweet Freeloader

Kick back land on your mother's porch
She's got a belt with your name on it
Many fond memories of your bare backside
With a bright red line across it.

Kick back fall on your daddy's knee
He's got a story about a woman who gave it up for free
She died alone with no panties on
And a great copper bullet embedded in her brain

Oh, don't forget about me, Daddy
Oh, don't bury me yet
I know I'm a disaster, Daddy
But would you come get me, if I asked?

I'm spinning fire poi in the town square for tips
Can't feel my face but it's all gravy
I'm sleeping on the sofa of my girlfriend's mother
Who thinks that lesbian sex is gross and against all natural impulse
But she never could say no to her baby
Lucky for me

Oh, don't forget about me, Daddy
Oh, don't bury me yet
I know I'm a disaster, Daddy
But would you come get me, if I asked?

Sweet... freeloader
Got a lot of heart
Sweet... Freeloader
Got a lot of heart

Oh, don't forget about me, Daddy
Oh, don't bury me yet
I know I'm a disaster, Daddy
But would you come get me, if I asked?



Credits
Writer(s): Keziah Barr
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